Friends

Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abey teri galti hai “

Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale “

Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhoos“

Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhor ke kahan jaunga “

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de bey!!“

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “abey izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “

Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch maar le“

The Pain of missing THE BEST friend

The pain of missing a friend is realized only when he is not with you... and you know that he is not going to be with you for a long time...

When you have spent decades togather... and suddenly when he is going to leave for whtso ever the reason... the pain which you get is more than anything else...

& when I am writting this naturally the song which came on TV is "Jane nahi denge tuje..."

How cruel the system is!!! Y cant we be with the ppl whom we want to be forever...


now there will be atleast 3 years when i will meet my frd.... and that is also not sure... may b v wont meet ever... i dont know wht to do!!!

પિતાનું આપણાં જીવનમાં કેટલું મહત્વ?

માતા ઘરનું માંગલ્ય હોય છે, તો પિતા ઘર નું અસ્તિત્વ હોય છે. પણ ઘરના આ અસ્તિત્વને આપણે ક્યારેય

સમજવાનો પ્રયત્ન કર્યો છે ખરો ? પિતાનું મહત્વ હોવા છતાં પણ તેના વિષે વધુ લખવામાં નથી આવતું કે

નથી બોલવા માં આવતું.

કોઈપણ વ્યાખ્યાનકાર માતા વિષે બોલ્યા કરે છે, સંત મહાત્માઓ પણ માતાના મહત્વ વિશેજ વધારે કહે છે,

દેવ-દેવીઓએ પણ માતાના જ ગુણગાન ગયા છે. લેખકો-કવિઓ એ પણ માતાના ખુબ વખાણ કર્યાં છે. સારી

વસ્તુ ને માતાની જ ઉપમા આપવામાં આવે છે.

પણ ક્યાય પિતા વિષે બોલાતું નથી. કેટલાક લોકોએ પિતાની કલ્પના ને કલમની ભાષામાં મૂકી છે પણ તે ઉગ્ર, વ્યસની અને મારઝૂડ કરનારા જ હોયછે. આવા પિતાઓ સમાજમાં એકાદ-બે ટકા હશેજ પણ સારા પિતાઓ વિષે શું લખાયું છે ?

માતા પાસે આંસુનો દરિયો હોય છે પણ પિતા પાસે સંયમની દીવાલ હોય છે. માતા રડીને છૂટી થઇ જાય છે પણ સાંત્વન આપવાનું કામ તો પિતાએજ કરવું પડે છે. અને રડવા કરતા સાંત્વન આપવામાં વધુ મહેનત કરવી પડે છે કારણકે દીવા કરતા દીવી વધારે ગરમ હોય છેને ! પણ શ્રેય તો હમેશા દીવાનેજ મળે છે.

રોજ આપણને સગવડ કરી આપનારી માતા યાદ રહે છે. પણ જીવનની આજીવિકાની વ્યવસ્થા કરનારા

પિતાને આપણે કેટલી સહજતા થી ભૂલી જઈએ છીએ ?

બધાની સામે મોકળા મને માતા રડી શકે છે પણ રાત્રે તકીયામાં મોઢું છુપાવીને ડુસકા ભરે છે તે પિતા હોય છે. માતા રડે છે પણ પિતાને તો રડી પણ શકાતું નથી. પોતાના પિતા મૃત્યુ પામે છતાં આપણાં પિતા રડી શકતા નથી, કારણકે નાના ભાઈ બહેનો ને સાચવવાના હોયછે, પોતાની માતા મૃત્યુ પામેતોપણ પિતા રડી શકતા નથી.

કારણકે બહેન ને આધાર આપવાનો હોય છે. પત્ની અડધે રસ્તે સાથ છોડી ને જતી રહે તો બાળકોના આંસુ લૂછવાનું કામ પણ પિતા એજ કરવાનું હોય છે.

જીજાબાઇ એ શિવાજી ને ઘડ્યા એમ ચોક્કસ પણે કહેવું જોઈએ પણ તે સમયે શાહજી રાજાએ કરેલી મહેનત

ને પણ ધ્યાનમાં લેવી જોઈએ.

દેવકી-યશોદા ના કાર્યની પ્રશંશા અવશ્ય કરીએ પણ નદીના પુરમાંથી મધરાતે માથા ઉપર બાળકને સુરક્ષિત પણે

લઇ જનારા વાસુદેવને પણ મહત્વ આપીએ. રામ એ કૌશલ્યાના પુત્ર અવશ્ય છે પણ પુત્ર વિયોગથી તરફડીને મૃત્યુ પામ્યા તે પિતા દશરથ હતા.

પિતાના ઠેકઠેકાણે સંધાયેલા જોડા જોઈએ તો તેમનો પ્રેમ નજરે ચડે. તેમનું ફાટેલું ગંજી જોઈએ તો સમજાય કે

” આપણાંનસીબના કાણા તેના ગંજીમાં પડ્યા છે ”. તેમનો દાઢી વધેલો ચહેરો તેમની કરકસર દેખાડે છે. દીકરા દીકરી નેનવા જીન્સ લઇ આપશે પણ પોતે તો જુનો લેંઘોજ વાપરશે. સંતાનો ૧૦૦/૨૦૦ રૂપિયા પાર્લર કે સલુન માં જઈને બીલ કરશે પણ તેમનાજ ઘરના પિતા દાઢીનો સાબુ ખલાશ થઇ ગયો હશે તો ન્હાવાના સાબુથી દાઢી કરી લેશે. ઘણીવાર તો ખાલી પાણી લગાડી નેજ દાઢી કરી લેતાં હોય છે.

પિતા માંદા પડે ત્યારે તરતજ દવાખાને જતા નથી. તે માંદગીથી ડરતા નથી પણ જો ડોક્ટર એકાદ મહિનો આરામ કરવાનું કહી દેશે તો શું કરવું તેનો ડર લાગે છે. કારણકે દીકરીના લગ્ન અને દીકરાનું શિક્ષણ બાકી હોય છે. ઘરમાં આવકનું બીજું કોઈપણ સાધન હોતું નથી.

પહોચ હોય કે નહોય પણ દીકરાને એન્જીનીયરીંગ કે મેડીકલમાં પ્રવેશ અપાવે છે. ખેંચ ભોગવીને પણ બાળક

ને નિયમિત હોસ્ટેલમાં પૈસા મોકલેછે, પણ કેટલાક દીકરાઓ જે તારીખે પૈસા મળે તેજ તારીખે પરમીટરૂમ માં

પાર્ટીઓ આપે છે અને જે પિતાએ પૈસા મોકલ્યા હોય તેનીજ મજાક ઉડાડે છે.

પિતા ઘરનું અસ્તિત્વ હોય છે. જે ઘરમાં પિતા હોય છે,તે ઘર તરફ કોઈપણ ઉંચી આંખ કરીને જોઈ શકતું નથી. કારણકે ઘરના કર્તાહર્તા જીવંત છે. જો તેઓ કંઈપણ કરતા ન હોય તોપણ મહત્વના કર્તાહર્તા તરીકેના પદ ઉપર હોય છે. અને ઘરના કામ જુવે છે, સંભાળે છે.

માતા હોવી અથવા તો માતા હોવાના સત્યને પિતાને લીધેજ અર્થ મળે છે એટલેકે પિતા હોયતોજ માતાનું અસ્તિત્વ શક્ય હોય છે. કોઈપણ પરીક્ષા નું પરિણામ આવે ત્યારે માતાજ સહુથી નજીકની લાગે કારણકે બાજુમાં લે છે,

વખાણ કરે છે, આશિષ આપે છે, પણ ગુપચુપ જઈને પેંડા પડીકા લાવનારા પિતા કોઈના ધ્યાનમાં રહેતા નથી.

બાળક આવવાનું હોય તેવી સુવાવડી સ્ત્રીનું ખુબ મહત્વ હોય છે પણ હોસ્પીટલની લોબીમાં અસ્વસ્થ થઈને

આમ થી તેમ આંટા મારનારા એ આવનારા બાળકના પિતાની કોઈ નોંધ લેતું નથી.

દાઝી ગયા, ઠેશ લાગી કે માર વાગ્યો કે તરતજ “ઓં માં” આ શબ્દો મોઢા માંથી બ્હાર પડેછે પણ રસ્તો

ઓળંગતા એકાદ ટ્રક નજીક આવીને જોરથી બ્રેક મારેતો “બાપ રે” આજ શબ્દ બ્હાર પડે છે. નાના સંકટો

માટે ચાલે પણ મોટી સમસ્યાઓ ના વાદ્ળો ઘેરાય ત્યારે પિતાજ યાદ આવે.

કોઈપણ સારા પ્રસંગે ઘરની દરેક વ્યક્તિ જતી હોય છે,પણ મરણ ના પ્રસંગે પિતાએજ જવું પડે છે.

પિતા શ્રીમંત સાસરું ધરાવતી દીકરીને ત્યાં બહુ જશે નહિ પણ દીકરી ગરીબ ઘરમાં આપી હશે તો ભલે ઉભા ઉભા ખબર કાઢવા જવું પડે, તે ચોક્કસ દીકરીના ઘરના ચક્કર કાપશે.

યુવાન દીકરો ઘરે મોડો આવે ત્યારે પિતાજ તેની રાહ જોઇને મધરાત સુધી ઉજાગરો કરતા હોય છે.

દીકરા ની નોકરી માટે સાહેબ સામે લાચાર થનારા પિતા, દીકરીને પરણાવવા માટે ઠેક ઠેકાણે મુરતિયા જોવા ઉંબરા ઘસતા પિતા, ઘરના લોકો માટે પોતાની વ્યથા અને જરૂરતને કોરાણે મૂકી દેતા પિતા કેટલા ગ્રેટ હોય છે ખરુંને ?

પિતાનું મહત્વ કોને સમજાય છે ?

બાળપણમાંજ જો પિતા ગુજરી જાય તો અનેક જવાબદારીઓ ખુબ નાની ઉમરમાં સંભાળવી પડે છે. તેને એકએક વસ્તુ માટે તરસવું પડે છે. પિતાને ખરા અર્થમાં સમજી શકે તો તે છે ઘર ની દીકરી! સાસરે ગયેલી કે ઘરથી દુર રહેતી દીકરી પિતા સાથે ફોનમાં વાત કરે ત્યારે પિતાનો બદલાયેલો અવાજ એક ક્ષણમાં ઓળખી જાય છે.

કોઈપણ દીકરી પોતાની ઈચ્છા બાજુમાં મુકીને પિતા કહે તે જગ્યાએ લગ્નની વેદી ઉપર ચઢી જતી હોય તેવા પ્રસંગો શું આજે પણ સમાજ માં નથી બનતા? દીકરી પિતાને ઓળખે છે, સાચવે છે. બીજાઓ પણ પોતાને આ રીતે જાણે, ઓછામાં ઓછી એટલી તો અપેક્ષા બીજાઓ પાસે પિતા રાખે કે નહિ ?

આપણી પાસેતો થોડા ઉત્સવો છે, જેને ઉજવતી વખતે માતા-પિતા ને યાદ કરી લઈએ. તેમના પ્રત્યેનું ઋણ ચુકવવા આપણે તેમને પગે લાગીએ અને એમના આશીર્વાદ મેળવીએ અને આપણાજ સંસ્કાર, ધર્મ, નાત-જાતના ભેદભાવ વગર આપણી પછીની પેઢીને પણ આપીને યથાશક્તિ પિતૃ તર્પણ કરીએ.

For u friends - dts Real

Dear All Friends,


Awesome mail…but d best part is signature...

(By a Programmer.. . )
Sweetheart ,
I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...

Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tommorrow That Company
But always want ur company!



Thanking You

હ્રદય તૂટી ગયું છે

હ્રદય તૂટી ગયું છે પણ હ્રદય-ધબકાર બાકી છે,

ભલે થઇ વારતા પૂરી પરંતુ સાર બાકી છે.


તમે છેડી તો જુઓ સહેજ મુજ ખંડિત હ્રદય-વીણા,

તૂટેલા તાર માંહે પણ કંઇ ઝણકાર બાકી છે.


ગમે ત્યારે જીવનમાં નવજીવન લાવી શકું છું હું,

હજુ તો લોહીમાં મારા જીવન-ધબકાર બાકી છે.


મહતા છે જીવનને સંકટોથી પાર કરવામાં,

ભલે તોફાન બાકી છે, ભલે મઝધાર બાકી છે.

Infy at it's best..

Infosys employee Mohan's personal mobile rang when he was in office, on a boring Monday afternoon.

"Hello Sir, this is from HDFC Bank sir, we have a very good offer with our new Golden Credit Card which has an enhanced monthly limit and lesser interest rates. Can u spare a minute so that I expla..."

" Ya ya.. Infact I was exactly in need of that. U called me at the right time. But I ve a meeting at 5 o clock. As its still 2 pm , go on"


"Oh thank You sir. Well this card provides you unlimited offers, discounts in..(blah blah blah)"

"hmm.. Oh ok... Nice"

"not only that ithas provisions for emi ... (blah blah blah blah)"

"wow..thats great..."

She explains him all the ins and outs of that card for hours and finally asks

"So, sir, would you like to have one?"

"Well, it really looks cool. But I need a moment to think. Also, since its already half past 4, I need to get prepared for the meeting. So can I tell you my decision tomorrow if you don't mind? "

"No problem sir, I shall call you tomorrow, have a nice day sir."

Next day, she calls and now he asks for comparison between their and other banks' cards. She explains him to the best of her knowledge, for more than an hour, going through various websites and databases.

"Very cool sounds interesting. But as a software engineer, I know that no product is without drawbacks. So, tomorrow can u call me and briefly, in one or two hours, explain the potential risks in that? "

"Ok sir , no problem. Have a nice day" says with a bit of frustration.

"Oh God, how much analysis they do ! May be that's why he is in Infosys, the software giant" she thinks.



For the next 2 days same thing continues as she explains him about the risks, the future enhancements , what if he goes abroad in between and stuffs like those for hours together.

On Friday, she calls him again and after giving him again a summary of what she had explained in the last 4 days, she asks finally

"Sir , now would you like to buy?"

"Infact , the offer is good and beneficial. But I m not interested now, please. I m sorry"

"Sir, but you told u were in need of this"

"Yes, but that was on Monday. Please, I am sorry. "

"Ohh ok LLL" she says, all disappointed. "Anyway, sir, please atleast fill in the form which I ll send u now, because I need the "Reason for Rejection" part of that form to submit to my manager here, please, at least"

"Sure . send it at mohan_tippasandra@infosys.com ".

The next day, she reads his filled form and as if to add up her frustrations, she finds the "Reason for Rejection" column filled as ' I don't need it as my wife is back from her native' .

Confused of what it means, she calls him up again, annoyed by the way heavy heads of the multinational giant think and examine a situation.

"Sir, can u please explain me what your reason of rejection actually means. Please, I m not getting it"

"Oh that one... Listen. Actually, I ve newly bought a Virgin sim . So for every incoming call, I got 20 ps per minute. Since you were explaining it for hours together, I, on an average, got around 20 to 25 rupees every day. Using that, I used to call my wife who had been to her native. As she is now back, I no longer need it. Your "CREDIT" card actually provided credits to my sim. Moreover, wen u r in a company like this, u analyze a lot about how to save money!! "

Killer PJs - Guaranteed to Kill Everybody

1) Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than Eiffel Tower?

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Yes
How??

Eiffel Tower Can't Jump


2) What is the Advantage Of Unmarried Life?

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Think.

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Think



U Can Use Ur Bed's Both side.



3) Is Love Possible With Out Money?

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Yes, but this facility is available for GIRLS ONLY.



4) Which weapon can u make by combining Potassium,
Nickel and Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.

Got confused?
Ok.
Just see how?

Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,their combinatn is
'K Ni Fe'



5) some doubts:
If all nations in the world are in debt so where did the all money go?
When dog food new with improved test ,who test it?
If black box flight recoder never demaged during plane crash , why whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Who is copyrighted the copyright symbol?



6)who is the laziest person in the world?

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Who invented the SNOOZE option in alarm.



7) Tell me which ANIMAL can't

Walk

Speak

Listen

Fly

Eat

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This is the ANIMAL Written on Board .



8.Why we can find sun in the day only not in night ?

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Because he is mamma's boy.
His mom says look, dark outside so just go inside and sleep :J



9) Which fish cant swim in water ?

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Dead fish



10) How can an elephant enter the small car.?

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What? friend its highly impossible



11) Which DRIVER has no license to drive but still Working?

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SCREW DRIVER



12) Computer is shameless,HOW? ??

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because it has hardware and software But,

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no underwear.

Loving :)

HAVE NO FEAR

Do not shed any tears
I am with you still when I am not
I know I have loved a woman who has strong heart
When my memories are there we can never be apart

Open your hands I will hold them
You just have to feel my touch that’s all
Doesn’t matter if I am not there
I am still with you for your each new start

Don’t keep any fear of falling alone
May be you will find yourself all on your own
But just close your eyes and feel me beside you
This much is enough and your fear will be gone

I am also trying to do the same
But when I cry I pour the rain
Let me take these stars and moon for you
Because I know that one day we will meet again

Even when I have lost my breath
But still I heat my heart pounding
Because I know that my soul is in you now
So as long you are there I will be alive

So have no fear of falling alone
Don’t cry, soon this time will be gone

Power of Money [MUST READ]

Power of Money, By Adam Khoo

(Singapore's youngest millionaire at 26 yrs.)

Some of you may already know that I travel around the region pretty
frequently, having to visit and conduct seminars at my offices in
Malaysia,Indonesia, Thailand and Suzhou (China). I am in the airport
almost every other week so I get to bump into many people who have
attended my seminars or have read my books.



Recently, someone came up to me on a plane to KL and looked rather
shocked. He asked, 'How come a millionaire like you is traveling
economy?' My reply was, 'That's why I am a millionaire. ' He still
looked pretty confused.



This again confirms that greatest lie ever told about wealth (which I
wrote about in my latest book 'Secrets of Self-Made Millionaires').
Many people have been brainwashed to think that millionaires have to
wear Gucci, Hugo Boss, Rolex, and sit on first class in air travel.
This is why so many people never become rich because the moment that
earn more money, they think that it is only natural that they spend
more, putting them back to square one.



The truth is that most self-made millionaires are frugal and only
spend on what is necessary and of value. That is why they are able to
accumulate and multiply their wealth so much faster.



Over the last 7 years, I have saved about 80% of my income while today
I save only about 60% (because I have my wife, mother in law, 2 maids,
2 kids, etc. to support). Still, it is way above most people who save
10% of their income (if they are lucky).



I refuse to buy a first class ticket or to buy a $300 shirt because I
think that it is a complete waste of money. However, I happily pay
$1,300 to send my 2-year old daughter to Julia Gabriel Speech and
Drama without thinking twice.



When I joined the YEO (Young Entrepreneur's Orgn) a few years back
(YEO) is an exclusive club open to those who are under 40 and make
over $1m a year in their own business) I discovered that those who
were self-made thought like me. Many of them with net worth well over
$5m, travelled economy class and some even drove Toyota's and Nissans,
not Audis, Mercs, BMWs.



I noticed that it was only those who never had to work hard to build
their own wealth (there were also a few ministers' and tycoons' sons
in the club) who spent like there was no tomorrow. Somehow, when you
did not have to build everything from scratch, you do not really value
money. This is precisely the reason why a family's wealth (no matter
how much) rarely lasts past the third generation.



Thank God my rich dad foresaw this terrible possibility and refused to
give me a cent to start my business.



Then some people ask me, 'What is the point in making so much money if
you don't enjoy it?' The thing is that I don't really find happiness
in buying branded clothes, jewellery or sitting first class. Even if
buying something makes me happy it is only for a while, it does not
last.



Material happiness never lasts, it just give you a quick fix. After a
while you feel lousy again and have to buy the next thing which you
think will make you happy. I always think that if you need material
things to make you happy, then you live a pretty sad and unfulfilled
life.



Instead, what makes me happy is when I see my children laughing and
playing and learning so fast. What makes me happy is when I see my
companies and trainers reaching more and more people every year in so
many more countries.



What makes me really happy is when I read all the emails about how my
books and seminars have touched and inspired someone's life.



What makes me really happy is reading all your wonderful posts about
how this blog is inspiring you. This happiness makes me feel really
good for a long time, much much more than what a Rolex would do for
me.



I think the point I want to put across is that happiness must come
from doing your life's work (be it teaching, building homes,
designing, trading, winning tournaments etc.) and the money that comes
is only a by-product.



If you hate what you are doing and rely on the money you earn to make
you happy by buying stuff, then I think that you are living a
meaninglessness life.



PERFECTION !!!!
Not excellence, I aim for perfection, I shall attain excellence.

Significance of No. 108

What is the significance of Number 108 in Hindu Mythology?

As per Indian mythology, Indian culture has a very special significance of
number 108. What is this number represent, and why is it so important?

1) In one minute, we breathe in approximately 15 times, in 1 hour 900 times,
and in 12 hours 10800 times, and in a day 10800 * 2 times. A day consists
of 24 hours, and if we set aside half the day for our day to day routines,
then one can spend 12 hours for recitation of one's idol. Therefore, the
maximmum number of times that one can recite "mantra", or perform "Jap" are
10800. If one wants to obtain 100% benefit of its jap, then performing
jap 108 times will give you the benefit of 100%. That's why in a "Mala",
there are 108 beads. It is written in Vedas, that 1 Jap corresponds to
1 mala (which has 108 beads), therefore performing jap of 108 malas will
result in 100% benefit.

2) Astronomically, there are 27 constillations in our galaxy, and each one them
has 4 directions, and 27 * 4 = 108, In other words the number 108 covers
the whole galaxy.

3) According to Indian scriptures, letter 9 corresponds to Lord Brahma (the
creator of universe). Mathematically, the interesting property of 9 is
9x1 = 9
9 x 2 = 18 (8+1 = 9)
9 * 3 = 27 (7+2 = 9)
9 * 12 = 108 (1+0+8 = 9)
4) In Hindu religion, number 9 is very important. Keeping the importance of
number 9, Rishi Vyas has created 9 Purans, 108 MahaPuran (Upnishads).
Mahabharat has 18 chapters, Geeta has 18 chapters, Bhagavat has 108000
Shloks (verses).

The addition of digits of number 108 is 9, and number 9 is related with
Brahma, that's why 108 is very important, and came into lot of Indian
scriptures.

5) Indian Vedas, treats the Sun as God, and Sun has 12 signs (Zodiac signs).
In Yajurved, Sun is related with Lord Brahma (the number 9), remember -
12 * 9 = 108; therefore for Gods Prayer, the number 108 is very sacred.

6) According to Indian mythology, there are 4 Yugs
Satyug - consists of 172,800 years (1+7+2+8 = 18 == (1+8 = 9)
TretaYug consists of 1296000 years (1+2+9+6 = 18 = (1+8 = 9)
DwaparYug consists of 864000 years (8+4+6) = 18 = (1+8 = 9)
Kaliyug consists of 432000 years (4+3+2) = 9

Harshad number: 108 is a Harshad number, which is an integer divisible by the sum of its digits (Harshad is from Sanskrit, and means "great joy")

Desires: There are said to be 108 earthly desires in mortals.

Lies: There are said to be 108 lies that humans tell.

Delusions: There are said to be 108 human delusions or forms of ignorance.

Heart Chakra: The chakras are the intersections of energy lines, and there are said to be a total of 108 energy lines converging to form the heart chakra. One of them, sushumna leads to the crown chakra, and is said to be the path to Self-realization.

Sanskrit alphabet: There are 54 letters in the Sanskrit alphabet. Each has masculine and feminine, shiva and shakti. 54 times 2 is 108.

Pranayama: If one is able to be so calm in meditation as to have only 108 breaths in a day, enlightenment will come.

Upanishads: Some say there are 108 Upanishads, texts of the wisdom of the ancient sages.

Sri Yantra: On the Sri Yantra there are marmas where three lines intersect, and there are 54 such intersections. Each intersections has masculine and feminine, shiva and shakti qualities. 54 times 2 equals 108. Thus, there are 108 points that define the Sri Yantra as well as the human body. The angle formed by two adjacent lines in a pentagon equals 108 degrees.
Pentagon: The angle formed by two adjacent lines in a pentagon equals 108 degrees.

Marmas: Marmas or marmasthanas are like energy intersections called chakras, except have fewer energy lines converging to form them. There are said to be 108 marmas in the subtle body.

Time: Some say there are 108 feelings, with 36 related to the past, 36 related to the present, and 36 related to the future.

8 extra beads: In doing a practice of counting the number of repetitions of the mala, 100 are counted as completed. The remaining are said to cover errors or omissions. The 8 are also said to be an offering to God and Guru.

Chemistry: Interestingly, there are about 115 elements known on the periodic table of the elements. Most of those, around or higher than the number 100 only exist in the laboratory, and some for only thousandths of a second. The number that naturally exist on Earth is around 100.

Astrology: There are 12 constellations, and 9 arc segments called namshas or chandrakalas. 9 times 12 equals 108. Chandra is moon, and kalas are the divisions within a whole.

River Ganga : The sacred River Ganga spans a longitude of 12 degrees (79 to 91), and a latitude of 9 degrees (22 to 31). 12 times 9 equals 108.

Planets and Houses: In astrology, there are 12 houses and 9 planets. 12 times 9 equals 108.

Goddess names: There are said to be 108 Indian goddess names.

Gopis of Krishna: In the Krishna tradition, there were said to be 108 gopis or maid servants of Krishna .

1, 0, and 8: Some say that 1 stands for God or higher Truth, 0 stands for emptiness or completeness in spiritual practice, and 8 stands for infinity or eternity.

Sun and Earth: The diameter of the Sun is 108 times the diameter of the Earth. The distance from the Sun to the Earth is 108 times the diameter of the Sun.

Moon and Earth: The average distance of the Moon from the Earth is 108 times the diameter of the Moon.

Silver and the moon: In astrology, the metal silver is said to represent the moon. The atomic weight of silver is ?108.

Numerical scale: The 1 of 108, and the 8 of 108, when added together equals 9, which is the number of the numerical scale, i.e. 1, 2, 3 ... 10, etc., where 0 is not a number.

Meditations: Some say there are 108 styles of meditation.

Breath: Tantra estimates the average number of breaths per day at 21,600, of which 10,800 are solar energy, and 10,800 are lunar energy. Multiplying 108 by 100 is 10,800. Multiplying 2 x 10,800 equals 21,600.

Paths to God: Some suggest that there are 108 paths to God.

Smaller divisions: The number 108 is divided, such as in half, third, quarter, or twelfth, so that some malas have 54, 36, 27, or 9 beads.

Hinduism: 108 is said to refer to the number of Hindu deities. Some say that each of the deities has 108 names.

Islam: The number 108 is used in Islam to refer to God.

Jain: In the Jain religion, 108 are the combined virtues of five categories of holy ones, including 12, 8, 36, 25, and 27 virtues respectively.

Sikh: The Sikh tradition has a mala of 108 knots tied in a string of wool, rather than beads.

Buddhism: Some Buddhists carve 108 small Buddhas on a walnut for good luck. Some ring a bell 108 times to celebrate a new year. There are said to be 108 virtues to cultivate and 108 defilements to avoid.

Chinese: The Chinese Buddhists and Taoists use a 108 bead mala, which is called su-chu, and has three dividing beads, so the mala is divided into three parts of 36 each. Chinese astrology says that there are 108 sacred stars.

Stages of the soul: Said that Atman, the human soul or center goes through 108 stages on the journey.

Meru: This is a larger bead, not part of the 108. It is not tied in the sequence of the other beads. It is the quiding bead, the one that marks the beginning and end of the mala.

Dance: There are 108 forms of dance in the Indian traditions.

Praiseworthy souls: There are 108 qualities of praiseworthy soul

First man in space: The first manned space flight lasted 108 minutes, and was on April 12, 1961 by Yuri Gagarin, a Soviet cosmonaut

Time: Some say there are 108 feelings, with 36 related to the past, 36 related to the present, and 36 related to the future.


If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

એન્જિનિયરના લક્ષણોની યાદી

* દિવાળીની રોશનીમાં ઊડેલો બલ્બ શોધતો જોવા મળે તો તે એન્જિનિયર હશે.
* દિવાળીના બોનસમાંથી કોમ્પ્યુટરની મેમોરી (રેમ) અપગ્રેડ કરવાનું વિચારતો હોય તો તે એન્જિનિયર હશે.
* લકઝરી લાયનર કે આલિશાન ક્રુઝ પર મોજમજા કરવાને બદલે એન્જિન રુમ નજીક આંટા મારતો જોવા મળે તો તે…
* પત્નીને તેના જન્મદિવસે નવું નક્કોર સીડી કે MP3 પ્લેયર લાવીને ભેટ આપે તો તે અન્જિનિયર હશે.
* ઊભી અને આડી લાઇનો દોરેલી ન હોય તેવા પાના પર લખવું કેમ તે વિચારતો હોય તો તે…
* મિનિટના ૭૦ શબ્દો ટાઇપ કરી કરી શકે પણ પોતાનું લખેલું વાંચવામાં સમય લગાડેતો તે …
* એક સેકન્ડનો પગાર કેટલો થાય તે હિસાબ માંડી બેઠો હોય…
* ૧૦૦ રુપિયાવાળો રેડિયો રિપેર કરવાની કોશિશ કરતો જોવા મળે…
તો તે ચોક્કસ એન્જિનિયર જ હશે.

TRUE STORY ABOUT IIT-MUMBAI

TRUE STORY ABOUT IIT

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study
For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty
and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that
they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of
their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they
were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him
and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared
before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test,
All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS ) Q.2. Which tyre burst
?........... ....( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!! ! *
True story from IIT Bombay... Batch 1992-96*

આને જીવન કહો કે ઝંઝટ કહો, જે છે ઍ આ જ છે

પહેલા જે ડાળી ઑ રંગ-બે-રંગી હતી, તે જ આજે વાંઝણી બની છે,
આને વસંત કહો કે પાનખર કહો,
જે છે ઍ આ જ છે.

પહેલા ઍક ચોકોબાર થી ખુશ થતો, આજે Triple Sunday મા મજા નથી,
આને પરિવર્તન કહો કે પરિપક્વતા કહો,
જે છે ઍ આ જ છે…

પહેલા ભેગા થઈ ને પ્લાન કરતા હતા, આજે પ્લાન કરી ની ભેગા થવુ પડે છે,
આને દોસ્તી કહો કે દરિદ્રતા કહો,
જે છે ઍ આ જ છે

પહેલા આંખો ના ખૂણે થી નજર મેળવતા, આજે સામે બેસી ની નજર ફેરવવામા આવે છે,
આને પ્રેમ કહો કે વહેમ કહો
જે છે ઍ આ જ છે

પહેલા વણમાગે બધુ મળી જતુ હતુ, આજે મજૂરી કરે પણ મળતુ નથી,
આને કૃપા કહો કે ક્રુરતા કહો
જે છે ઍ આ જ છે

પહેલા જેટલુ હતુ ઍમા ખુશ હતો, આજે વધુ હોવા છતા સંતોષ નથી,
આને મહેર કહો કે કહેર કહો
જે છે ઍ આ જ છે

ભોલુ પહેલા પરીક્ષા પુરી થવાની રાહ જોતો હતો, આજે પ્રથમ તારીખ ની રાહ જોવે છે,
આને જીવન કહો કે ઝંઝટ કહો
જે છે ઍ આ જ છે

Sultan of Brunei (King Of Luxury)

33 children are born every second in this world;

10 mobile phones sold on the international level;
auto manufacturers produce a car every 4.5 seconds on average;
and on the level of the human mind = brain cells send 200 directives each second
to perform the various functions of physical and mental health.
The world spends 37 million euros for arms on the international level in one second

And the Sultan of Brunei's wealth increases by 90 euros every second!

No envy please!

This means around 5400 euros per minute, 324000 euros each hour, 7776000 euros a day

Implies about 54432000 euros a week (that's 54 million and 432000 thousand euros)





Brunei's Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah ... President of the richest country in the world
Popular, lavish, ... uses gold in everything
Was born literally eating with spoons made of gold
Clothes worn embroidered with gold and silver

These are some pictures of his palace ...

The largest and most luxurious palace in the world...

Consists of 1788 rooms with some furnished in gold and diamond-encrusted
257 bath inlaid with gold and silver
and a garage to accommodate 110 cars
The palace has 650 suites ... each furnished at not less than 150,000 thousand euros
This requires the visitor to spend 24 hours just to inspect each room for 30 seconds

The Sultan of Brunei's plane

Most luxurious aircraft in the world, inlaid with gold
The Sultan has also a Boeing 747 worth a hundred million dollars,

and then re-designed as a home at a cost of more than one hundred and twenty million dollars.

Featured add-ons such as a whirlpool bath of pure gold
He also has six small aircraft and two helicopters.

One of the cars of theSultan of Brunei

At the special request of the Sultan of Brunei,

theRolls Royce company
combined their car designs with that of Porsche.
This vehicle is currently in London
for use during his stay in Britain

When the Sultan of Brunei's daughter married,

the legendarycelebrations continued for 14 days,

at a cost of about five million dollars,
attended by more than 25 heads of state and family members.

Sultan of Brunei car inlaid with pure gold

The Princess wears a crown of diamonds

and carries a small bouquet of flowers studded with diamonds.

She also wears huge diamonds as earrings, adding sparkle to her face.

Wikipediasays he has
531 Mercedes-Benzes
367 Ferraris
362 Bentleys
185 BMWs
177 Jaguars
160 Porsches
130 Rolls-Royces
And 20 Lamborghinis

Bringing the total number of his cars to 1,932

Masculine or Feminine......??

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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Meeting the Divine -Saturdy Story

A little boy wanted to meet God.



He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of root beer and he started his journey.



When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old woman. She was sitting in the park just staring at some

pigeons.



The boy sat down next to her and opened his suitcase.



He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the old lady looked hungry, so he offered her a Twinkie. She gratefully accepted it and smiled at him. Her smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered her a root beer. Again, she smiled at him. The boy was delighted!



They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word. As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old woman, and gave her a hug. She gave him her biggest smile ever.



When the boy opened the door to his own house a short

time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, "What did you do today that made you look so happy?"



He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? She's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen!"



Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home.



Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face and asked, "Mother, what did you do today that made you so happy?" She replied, "I ate Twinkies in the park with God."



However, before her son responded, she added, "You know, he's much younger than I expected."



Too often we underestimate the power of a touch,! ! a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. Remember, we don't know what God will look like. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.



Embrace all equally!



So open your eyes n hearts....do not know when and where you'll meet the Divine......

women at gate of heaven

A woman finds herself outside the Swarg, where she is greeted by Chitragupta.

“Am I where I think I am?” she exclaims. “It’s so beautiful! Did I really make it to heaven?”

To which Chitragupta replies, “Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven. But you must do one thing before you can enter.”

Very excited, the woman asks what she must do to pass through the gates.

“Spell a word,” Chitragupta replies.

“What is it?” she asks.

“Any word at all,” answers Chitragupta. “It’s your choice!”

The woman promptly replies, “The word I will spell is India. I-n-d-i-a.”

Chitragupta congratulates her on her good fortune in making it into Heaven, and asks her if she will take his place at the gates for a moment while he goes to the bathroom.

“I’d be honoured,” she says, “but what should I do if someone comes while you’re gone?”

Chitragupta instructs her to require any newcomers to spell a word, just as she had done. So the woman takes Chitragupta’s chair and watches the beautiful angels soaring around her. Suddenly, lo and behold, a man approaches the gates, and it is none other than her husband!

“What happened?” she cries. “Why are you here?”

Her husband explains, “I was so upset when I left your funeral that I got into a fatal car accident. So here I am, ready to join you in Heaven.”

“Well not just yet,” the woman replies. “First you have to spell a word.”

“What’s the word?” he asks.

“Czechoslovakia.”

Joke of the Year 2010

dear all,

u will love 2 laugh n laugh.......



An Absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world..

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever.. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his Wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart ..

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour :)

Must Read Once

An American Visted India n Went Back..



Where He Met an Indian Frnd Who Asked "HoW WAS MY COUNTRY"??
American-"It's a Great Country, With Solid Ancient Histry & Immensely Rich with Natural Resources.."



He den Proudly Asked "HoW DID U FIND INDIANS"?
American-"Indians,Who Indians? I didn't Find or Meet a Single Indian dere.."



Indian-"What Nonsense? Who else can u meet?"



American-"In Kashmir a Kashmiri?
In Punjab Punjabi
In Bihar Bihari
In Maharashtra Marathi
In rajhastanMarwadi
In Bengal Bengali
In TamilNadu Tamilian



Also met



A Muslim
A Hindu
A Jain
A Buddhist n



Many many more but my 'Indian' frnd NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET!"




Think How Serious This Joke Is,



The day would not be far off,



When indeed we would become a collection of Nation States as Some Regional n Anti-National Politicians Want!
*FIGHT BACK,



ALWAYS SAY- I AM AN INDIAN!



Request you all to contribute in awareness by forwarding this!



With warm regards,
No Name,
Just INDIAN