When Swami Vivekananda went to USA, a lady asked him to marry her.
When Swami asked the lady about what made her ask him such question.
The lady replied that she was fascinated by his intellect. She wanted
a child of such an intellect. So she asked Swami, whether he could
marry her and give a child like him.
He said to that lady, that since she was attracted only by his
intellect, there is no problem. "My dear lady, I understand your
desire. Marrying and bringing a child in to this world and
understanding whether it is intelligent or not takes very long time.
More over it is not guaranteed.
Instead, to fulfil your desire immediately, I can suggest a guaranteed way.
Take me as your child. You are my mother. Now , your desire of having
a child of my intellect is fulfilled."
The lady was speechless.. ..!!!
We all receive unexpected questions at times; it depends on how we
handle the situation!!!
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Genie..Read it its very funny...i fall from my bed while reading this.
-Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll haveapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a g enie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll haveapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a g enie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"
Sunday, September 12, 2010
4th Stroke Indicator - please read and pass on. It may save a life (even your own)
INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW........................
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!
STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.
My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening
Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
I have done my part. Will you?
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!
STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.
My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening
Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
I have done my part. Will you?
Friday, September 10, 2010
MURDER OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE….Its really funny…enjoy
MURDER OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE….Its really funny…enjoy
The Leave Applications : - )
An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
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From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
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Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
——————————————————————————–
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
——————————————————————————–
An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
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A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
——————————————————————————–
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
——————————————————————————–
Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
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Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
——————————————————————————–
Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
——————————————————————————–
Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
——————————————————————————–
A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post
:))))
The Leave Applications : - )
An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
——————————————————————————–
From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
——————————————————————————–
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
——————————————————————————–
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
——————————————————————————–
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
——————————————————————————–
An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
——————————————————————————–
A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
——————————————————————————–
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
——————————————————————————–
Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
——————————————————————————–
Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
——————————————————————————–
Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
——————————————————————————–
Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
——————————————————————————–
A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post
:))))
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
4th Stroke Indicator - please read and pass on. It may save a life (even your own)
INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW........................
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!
STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.
My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening
Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
I have done my part. Will you?
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!
STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.
My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening
Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
I have done my part. Will you?
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Gujarati Jokes(free time)
જગો પ્રવચનમાંથી આવ્યો અને આવતાંની સાથે જ પોતાની પત્નીને ઊંચકીને ફરવા લાગ્યો ! એટલે તેમનાં પત્નીને નવાઈ લાગી અને પૂછયું , “ શું વાત છે , આજે કેમ ખૂબ ખુશ છો ?” જગો કહે : પ્રવચનમાં સંત મહાત્મા કહેતા હતા કે , તમારાં દુઃખ અને મુશ્કેલીને હસતા હસતા ઉપાડી લો ! એટલે હું તને આજે ઉપાડીને ફરી રહ્યો છું !!! ********* સંતા : મેં તને પત્ર લખ્યો હતો તો પણ તું મારા લગ્નમાં કેમ ન આવ્યો ? બંતા : મને પત્ર જ નથી મળ્યો. સંતા : મૂર્ખા મેં પત્રમાં લખ્યું તો હતું કે પત્ર મળે કે ન મળે પણ લગ્નમાં જરૂરથી આવજે. ******** વનિતા : વનમાળીને કહે છે , સાંભળો છો ! તમને મારી સુંદરતા વધારે ગમે છે કે... મારું સુડોળ શરીર ? વનમાળી : મને... તારી... આ મજાક કરવાની આદત સૌથી વધુ ગમે છે... ! ********* ટીનુ : કનુ , આ કૂતરાને ક્યાં લઈ જાય છે ? કનુ : દવાખાને.
ટીનુ : કેમ ? તારી પત્નીને કરડયો તેથી દાંત કઢાવવા ? કનુ : ના , દાંત વધુ અણીદાર કઢાવવા. ********* શ્યામઃ રાજુ , તું જમતા પહેલાં પ્રાર્થના કરે છે કે નહીં. રાજુ : ના , મારી મમ્મી સારી જ રસોઈ બનાવે છે એટલે પ્રાર્થના કરવાની જરૃર નથી પડતી. ******** ડાકુઓએ ચમનસિંહના ઘરમાં ધાડ પાડી ને ઘરમાં ઘૂસી ગયા ડાકુઃ સોના કહાં હૈ જલદી બતાઓ વરના માર દેંગે ચમન સિંહઃ જહાં મરજી પડે સો જાવ પૂરા ઘર ખાલી પડા હૈ! ********* ટીચરઃ (બંટીને) બંટી , આ વખતે તારી હાજરી ખૂબ જ ઓછી છે એથી હું તને પરીક્ષામાં નહીં બેસવા દઉં બંટી : સર કંઈ વાંધો નહીં હું ઊભા ઊભા જ પરીક્ષા આપીશ. ******** શાંતાબેને પોતાના પતિના મરણના તેરમા પર બધાને જમવાનું કીધું. પરંતુ પોતાની પાડોશમાં રહેતા કાંતાબેનને કહેવાનું ભૂલી ગયાં. આ જોતાં જ ગુસ્સે થઈ કાંતાબેન બોલ્યાં , કોઈ વાંધો નહીં મારા પતિને પણ મરવા દે , ત્યારે તને પણ હું એમના તેરમામાં નહીં બોલાવું. ********* પિતા (રોહનને)- બેટા , બુદ્ધિશાળી લોકો બેવકૂફોની વાતનો જવાબ ન આપે. માત્ર હસી નાખે. રોહન- એટલે જ તો પપ્પા , પરીક્ષામાં મેં સવાલો વાંચ્યા અને હસીને આવી ગયો! ******** બબલૂ ગણિતમાં નપાસ થયો. ના પપ્પાએ ખિજાઈને કહ્યું - નપાસ કેવી રીતે થયો ? બબલૂ - હું શું કરું ? ટિચર પોતે જ ગૂંચવાયેલા હતા અને અમને બધાને પણ ગૂંચવી દીધા. પપ્પા - એટલે ? બબલૂ - એક દિવસ ટિચર કહી રહ્યા હતા કે પાંચ વત્તા પાંચ બરાબર દસ થાય. બીજા દિવસે એમણે કહ્યું કે સાત વત્તા ત્રણ બરાબર દસ થાય. ત્રીજા દિવસે પાછું કહ્યું કે છ વત્તા ચાર બરાબર દસ થાય , હવે તમે જ કહો , આમાંથી સાચું શું માનવું ? ********** મિશ્રાજી એક જંગલમાંથી જઈ રહ્યા હતા. એક ચુડેલે એમને અટકાવ્યા.
‘ હા …. હા …. હા … હી … હી..હી …. મેં ચુડેલ હૂં … હા …… હા …. હા …’
મિશ્રાજી : ‘ અબે ચૂપ બેસ , મેનુ સબ પતા હૈ , તેરી એક બહેન મેરી બીબી હૈ ! ’
ટીનુ : કેમ ? તારી પત્નીને કરડયો તેથી દાંત કઢાવવા ? કનુ : ના , દાંત વધુ અણીદાર કઢાવવા. ********* શ્યામઃ રાજુ , તું જમતા પહેલાં પ્રાર્થના કરે છે કે નહીં. રાજુ : ના , મારી મમ્મી સારી જ રસોઈ બનાવે છે એટલે પ્રાર્થના કરવાની જરૃર નથી પડતી. ******** ડાકુઓએ ચમનસિંહના ઘરમાં ધાડ પાડી ને ઘરમાં ઘૂસી ગયા ડાકુઃ સોના કહાં હૈ જલદી બતાઓ વરના માર દેંગે ચમન સિંહઃ જહાં મરજી પડે સો જાવ પૂરા ઘર ખાલી પડા હૈ! ********* ટીચરઃ (બંટીને) બંટી , આ વખતે તારી હાજરી ખૂબ જ ઓછી છે એથી હું તને પરીક્ષામાં નહીં બેસવા દઉં બંટી : સર કંઈ વાંધો નહીં હું ઊભા ઊભા જ પરીક્ષા આપીશ. ******** શાંતાબેને પોતાના પતિના મરણના તેરમા પર બધાને જમવાનું કીધું. પરંતુ પોતાની પાડોશમાં રહેતા કાંતાબેનને કહેવાનું ભૂલી ગયાં. આ જોતાં જ ગુસ્સે થઈ કાંતાબેન બોલ્યાં , કોઈ વાંધો નહીં મારા પતિને પણ મરવા દે , ત્યારે તને પણ હું એમના તેરમામાં નહીં બોલાવું. ********* પિતા (રોહનને)- બેટા , બુદ્ધિશાળી લોકો બેવકૂફોની વાતનો જવાબ ન આપે. માત્ર હસી નાખે. રોહન- એટલે જ તો પપ્પા , પરીક્ષામાં મેં સવાલો વાંચ્યા અને હસીને આવી ગયો! ******** બબલૂ ગણિતમાં નપાસ થયો. ના પપ્પાએ ખિજાઈને કહ્યું - નપાસ કેવી રીતે થયો ? બબલૂ - હું શું કરું ? ટિચર પોતે જ ગૂંચવાયેલા હતા અને અમને બધાને પણ ગૂંચવી દીધા. પપ્પા - એટલે ? બબલૂ - એક દિવસ ટિચર કહી રહ્યા હતા કે પાંચ વત્તા પાંચ બરાબર દસ થાય. બીજા દિવસે એમણે કહ્યું કે સાત વત્તા ત્રણ બરાબર દસ થાય. ત્રીજા દિવસે પાછું કહ્યું કે છ વત્તા ચાર બરાબર દસ થાય , હવે તમે જ કહો , આમાંથી સાચું શું માનવું ? ********** મિશ્રાજી એક જંગલમાંથી જઈ રહ્યા હતા. એક ચુડેલે એમને અટકાવ્યા.
‘ હા …. હા …. હા … હી … હી..હી …. મેં ચુડેલ હૂં … હા …… હા …. હા …’
મિશ્રાજી : ‘ અબે ચૂપ બેસ , મેનુ સબ પતા હૈ , તેરી એક બહેન મેરી બીબી હૈ ! ’
Friday, September 3, 2010
A masked man!
A very rich man was out jogging without his guards.
All of a sudden, a masked man jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun.
The masked man said “Give me all your money!”
Unwilling to do so, the rich man said, “You can’t do this to me, I’m the Anil Ambani- Chairman of AGAG group”
The man then replied,... “Oh, never mind then. Give me at least MY money!”
All of a sudden, a masked man jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun.
The masked man said “Give me all your money!”
Unwilling to do so, the rich man said, “You can’t do this to me, I’m the Anil Ambani- Chairman of AGAG group”
The man then replied,... “Oh, never mind then. Give me at least MY money!”
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Friction
There was one ant who used to do her work daily on time, she was too perfect...
She was very much satisfied with her work, even though she was overloaded...
One fine day, the king of forest saw her working, and she was doing the same without any kind of observation and the king was amazed with her work...
He murmured that if she was doing this much amount of work without any observation than how much she could do if she would be under observation.
He appointed a cockroach for that observation job...he was master in preparing reports and was having the experience of 10 years and more...
As soon as cockroach joined the duties, he fixed the timings for entry, exit, lunch break and so on...
He also appointed a secretary for his work....
He had appointed a spider who used to attend all the calls and maintain all the records...
The king was so impressed with the report of cockroach and he asked him to prepare graphs for board meeting.... for the same, cockroach had to purchase new laser printer and computer.
And he appointed bee to handle IT department.
Ant who used to do her work calmly and satisfactorily now she was busy with handling reports and meetings.
The king thought that now we should have one Head for the department under which that ant was working.
He appointed an anaconda for the same and anaconda ordered new carpet and new AC for his smooth working.
New manager anaconda also required a computer to work properly new he appointed an assistant who was with him in his last company.
Now where the ant was working is a place where everybody used to order another and shout on one another.
After some time the anaconda convinced the king that the team working in office is very poor.
Now the kind observed that the productivity of that ant is not as good as it was.
For increasing the productivity of work from the ant, he appointed an owl…
That owl worked out for a month and prepared a report of 1200 pages and concluded that there are so many people in the department.
Now think who was out of the job?????
Yes you are absolutely right…
A small ant because of the reason that she is lacking in attitude, teamwork and motivation…
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All the characters of this story are imaginary if you find any correlation than its just the result of coincident.
She was very much satisfied with her work, even though she was overloaded...
One fine day, the king of forest saw her working, and she was doing the same without any kind of observation and the king was amazed with her work...
He murmured that if she was doing this much amount of work without any observation than how much she could do if she would be under observation.
He appointed a cockroach for that observation job...he was master in preparing reports and was having the experience of 10 years and more...
As soon as cockroach joined the duties, he fixed the timings for entry, exit, lunch break and so on...
He also appointed a secretary for his work....
He had appointed a spider who used to attend all the calls and maintain all the records...
The king was so impressed with the report of cockroach and he asked him to prepare graphs for board meeting.... for the same, cockroach had to purchase new laser printer and computer.
And he appointed bee to handle IT department.
Ant who used to do her work calmly and satisfactorily now she was busy with handling reports and meetings.
The king thought that now we should have one Head for the department under which that ant was working.
He appointed an anaconda for the same and anaconda ordered new carpet and new AC for his smooth working.
New manager anaconda also required a computer to work properly new he appointed an assistant who was with him in his last company.
Now where the ant was working is a place where everybody used to order another and shout on one another.
After some time the anaconda convinced the king that the team working in office is very poor.
Now the kind observed that the productivity of that ant is not as good as it was.
For increasing the productivity of work from the ant, he appointed an owl…
That owl worked out for a month and prepared a report of 1200 pages and concluded that there are so many people in the department.
Now think who was out of the job?????
Yes you are absolutely right…
A small ant because of the reason that she is lacking in attitude, teamwork and motivation…
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
All the characters of this story are imaginary if you find any correlation than its just the result of coincident.
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