On a Lighter Note:
launched a nuke-loaded missile,
Soviet satellites would inform
the Soviet army in 3 seconds
and in less than 5 seconds
Soviet counter-missiles would
be
on their way.
This was their
scenario........... ......
But if there is a nuclear war
between India and Pakistan.
The Pakistan army decides to
launch a nuke-missile towards
India.
They don't need any permission
from their government,
and promptly order the
countdowns.
Indian technology is highly
advanced.
In less than 8 seconds, Indian
army detects the Pak
Countdown and decides to
launch a missile in retribution.
But they need permission from
the Government of India.
They submit their request to the
Indian President. The
President forwards it to the
Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an
emergency Lok Sabha session.
The LS meets,but due to several
walkouts and severe
protests by the opposition,it
gets adjourned and adjourned
indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick
decision.
In the mean time,the Pak
missile failed to take off due to
technical failure. Their attempts
for a relaunch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party
is reduced to a minority
because a party that was giving
outside support withdraws
it.
The President asks the PM to
prove his majority within a
week. As the ruling party fails to
win the confidence vote,a
caretaker government is
installed.
The caretaker PM decides to
permit the armed forces to
launch a nuclear missile.
But the Election Commission
says that a caretaker
government can not take such a
decision because elections
are at hand.
A Public Interest Litigation is
filed in the Supreme Court
alleging misuse of power by the
Election Commission.
The Supreme Court comes to
the rescue of the PM,and says
the acting PM is authorized to
take this decision in view of
the emergency facing the nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles
successfully took off, but it
fell 367miles away from the
target, on its own government
building at 11.00AM .
Fortunately there were no
casualties as no employee had
reached the office that
early.
In any case, the nuclear core of
the missile had detached
somewhere in flight.
The Pakistan army is now trying
to get better technologies
from China
and USA.
The Indian Government, taking
no chances, decides to
launch a nuclear missile of its
own, after convening an all-
party meeting.
This time all the parties agree.
Its 3 months since the army had
sought permission. But as
preparations begin, "pro-
humanity", "anti-nuclear"
activists
come out against the
Government's decision.
Human chains are formed and
Rasta rokos organised. In
California and Washington
endless e-mails are sent to
Indians condemning the
government and mentioning
"Please forward it to as many
Indians as possible".
On the Pakistan side, the
missiles kept malfunctioning.
Some missiles deviate
from target due to technical
failures or high-speed wind
blowing over
Rajasthan. Many of them land in
the Indian Ocean killing
some fishes.
A missile (smuggled from USA)
is pressed into service.
Since the Pakistan army is
unable to understand its
software, it hits its original
destination: Russia.
Russia successfully intercepts
the missile and in retaliation
launches a nuclear missile
towards Islamabad. The missile
hits the target and creates
havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India
expresses deep regrets for
what has happened and sends in
a million dollars worth of
Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch
the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right. And
we live happily ever after
