When Swami Vivekananda went to USA, a lady asked him to marry her.
When Swami asked the lady about what made her ask him such question.
The lady replied that she was fascinated by his intellect. She wanted
a child of such an intellect. So she asked Swami, whether he could
marry her and give a child like him.
He said to that lady, that since she was attracted only by his
intellect, there is no problem. "My dear lady, I understand your
desire. Marrying and bringing a child in to this world and
understanding whether it is intelligent or not takes very long time.
More over it is not guaranteed.
Instead, to fulfil your desire immediately, I can suggest a guaranteed way.
Take me as your child. You are my mother. Now , your desire of having
a child of my intellect is fulfilled."
The lady was speechless.. ..!!!
We all receive unexpected questions at times; it depends on how we
handle the situation!!!
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Genie..Read it its very funny...i fall from my bed while reading this.
-Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll haveapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a g enie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll haveapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a g enie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
"I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?"
Sunday, September 12, 2010
4th Stroke Indicator - please read and pass on. It may save a life (even your own)
INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW........................
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!
STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.
My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening
Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
I have done my part. Will you?
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!
STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.
My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening
Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
I have done my part. Will you?
Friday, September 10, 2010
MURDER OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE….Its really funny…enjoy
MURDER OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE….Its really funny…enjoy
The Leave Applications : - )
An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
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From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
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Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
——————————————————————————–
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
——————————————————————————–
An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
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A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
——————————————————————————–
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
——————————————————————————–
Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
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Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
——————————————————————————–
Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
——————————————————————————–
Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
——————————————————————————–
A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post
:))))
The Leave Applications : - )
An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
——————————————————————————–
From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
——————————————————————————–
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
——————————————————————————–
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
——————————————————————————–
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
——————————————————————————–
An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
——————————————————————————–
A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
——————————————————————————–
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
——————————————————————————–
Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
——————————————————————————–
Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
——————————————————————————–
Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
——————————————————————————–
Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
——————————————————————————–
A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post
:))))
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
4th Stroke Indicator - please read and pass on. It may save a life (even your own)
INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW........................
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!
STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.
My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening
Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
I have done my part. Will you?
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue
I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!
STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.
My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening
Ingrid 's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue
NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,that is also an indication of a stroke.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
I have done my part. Will you?
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Gujarati Jokes(free time)
જગો પ્રવચનમાંથી આવ્યો અને આવતાંની સાથે જ પોતાની પત્નીને ઊંચકીને ફરવા લાગ્યો ! એટલે તેમનાં પત્નીને નવાઈ લાગી અને પૂછયું , “ શું વાત છે , આજે કેમ ખૂબ ખુશ છો ?” જગો કહે : પ્રવચનમાં સંત મહાત્મા કહેતા હતા કે , તમારાં દુઃખ અને મુશ્કેલીને હસતા હસતા ઉપાડી લો ! એટલે હું તને આજે ઉપાડીને ફરી રહ્યો છું !!! ********* સંતા : મેં તને પત્ર લખ્યો હતો તો પણ તું મારા લગ્નમાં કેમ ન આવ્યો ? બંતા : મને પત્ર જ નથી મળ્યો. સંતા : મૂર્ખા મેં પત્રમાં લખ્યું તો હતું કે પત્ર મળે કે ન મળે પણ લગ્નમાં જરૂરથી આવજે. ******** વનિતા : વનમાળીને કહે છે , સાંભળો છો ! તમને મારી સુંદરતા વધારે ગમે છે કે... મારું સુડોળ શરીર ? વનમાળી : મને... તારી... આ મજાક કરવાની આદત સૌથી વધુ ગમે છે... ! ********* ટીનુ : કનુ , આ કૂતરાને ક્યાં લઈ જાય છે ? કનુ : દવાખાને.
ટીનુ : કેમ ? તારી પત્નીને કરડયો તેથી દાંત કઢાવવા ? કનુ : ના , દાંત વધુ અણીદાર કઢાવવા. ********* શ્યામઃ રાજુ , તું જમતા પહેલાં પ્રાર્થના કરે છે કે નહીં. રાજુ : ના , મારી મમ્મી સારી જ રસોઈ બનાવે છે એટલે પ્રાર્થના કરવાની જરૃર નથી પડતી. ******** ડાકુઓએ ચમનસિંહના ઘરમાં ધાડ પાડી ને ઘરમાં ઘૂસી ગયા ડાકુઃ સોના કહાં હૈ જલદી બતાઓ વરના માર દેંગે ચમન સિંહઃ જહાં મરજી પડે સો જાવ પૂરા ઘર ખાલી પડા હૈ! ********* ટીચરઃ (બંટીને) બંટી , આ વખતે તારી હાજરી ખૂબ જ ઓછી છે એથી હું તને પરીક્ષામાં નહીં બેસવા દઉં બંટી : સર કંઈ વાંધો નહીં હું ઊભા ઊભા જ પરીક્ષા આપીશ. ******** શાંતાબેને પોતાના પતિના મરણના તેરમા પર બધાને જમવાનું કીધું. પરંતુ પોતાની પાડોશમાં રહેતા કાંતાબેનને કહેવાનું ભૂલી ગયાં. આ જોતાં જ ગુસ્સે થઈ કાંતાબેન બોલ્યાં , કોઈ વાંધો નહીં મારા પતિને પણ મરવા દે , ત્યારે તને પણ હું એમના તેરમામાં નહીં બોલાવું. ********* પિતા (રોહનને)- બેટા , બુદ્ધિશાળી લોકો બેવકૂફોની વાતનો જવાબ ન આપે. માત્ર હસી નાખે. રોહન- એટલે જ તો પપ્પા , પરીક્ષામાં મેં સવાલો વાંચ્યા અને હસીને આવી ગયો! ******** બબલૂ ગણિતમાં નપાસ થયો. ના પપ્પાએ ખિજાઈને કહ્યું - નપાસ કેવી રીતે થયો ? બબલૂ - હું શું કરું ? ટિચર પોતે જ ગૂંચવાયેલા હતા અને અમને બધાને પણ ગૂંચવી દીધા. પપ્પા - એટલે ? બબલૂ - એક દિવસ ટિચર કહી રહ્યા હતા કે પાંચ વત્તા પાંચ બરાબર દસ થાય. બીજા દિવસે એમણે કહ્યું કે સાત વત્તા ત્રણ બરાબર દસ થાય. ત્રીજા દિવસે પાછું કહ્યું કે છ વત્તા ચાર બરાબર દસ થાય , હવે તમે જ કહો , આમાંથી સાચું શું માનવું ? ********** મિશ્રાજી એક જંગલમાંથી જઈ રહ્યા હતા. એક ચુડેલે એમને અટકાવ્યા.
‘ હા …. હા …. હા … હી … હી..હી …. મેં ચુડેલ હૂં … હા …… હા …. હા …’
મિશ્રાજી : ‘ અબે ચૂપ બેસ , મેનુ સબ પતા હૈ , તેરી એક બહેન મેરી બીબી હૈ ! ’
ટીનુ : કેમ ? તારી પત્નીને કરડયો તેથી દાંત કઢાવવા ? કનુ : ના , દાંત વધુ અણીદાર કઢાવવા. ********* શ્યામઃ રાજુ , તું જમતા પહેલાં પ્રાર્થના કરે છે કે નહીં. રાજુ : ના , મારી મમ્મી સારી જ રસોઈ બનાવે છે એટલે પ્રાર્થના કરવાની જરૃર નથી પડતી. ******** ડાકુઓએ ચમનસિંહના ઘરમાં ધાડ પાડી ને ઘરમાં ઘૂસી ગયા ડાકુઃ સોના કહાં હૈ જલદી બતાઓ વરના માર દેંગે ચમન સિંહઃ જહાં મરજી પડે સો જાવ પૂરા ઘર ખાલી પડા હૈ! ********* ટીચરઃ (બંટીને) બંટી , આ વખતે તારી હાજરી ખૂબ જ ઓછી છે એથી હું તને પરીક્ષામાં નહીં બેસવા દઉં બંટી : સર કંઈ વાંધો નહીં હું ઊભા ઊભા જ પરીક્ષા આપીશ. ******** શાંતાબેને પોતાના પતિના મરણના તેરમા પર બધાને જમવાનું કીધું. પરંતુ પોતાની પાડોશમાં રહેતા કાંતાબેનને કહેવાનું ભૂલી ગયાં. આ જોતાં જ ગુસ્સે થઈ કાંતાબેન બોલ્યાં , કોઈ વાંધો નહીં મારા પતિને પણ મરવા દે , ત્યારે તને પણ હું એમના તેરમામાં નહીં બોલાવું. ********* પિતા (રોહનને)- બેટા , બુદ્ધિશાળી લોકો બેવકૂફોની વાતનો જવાબ ન આપે. માત્ર હસી નાખે. રોહન- એટલે જ તો પપ્પા , પરીક્ષામાં મેં સવાલો વાંચ્યા અને હસીને આવી ગયો! ******** બબલૂ ગણિતમાં નપાસ થયો. ના પપ્પાએ ખિજાઈને કહ્યું - નપાસ કેવી રીતે થયો ? બબલૂ - હું શું કરું ? ટિચર પોતે જ ગૂંચવાયેલા હતા અને અમને બધાને પણ ગૂંચવી દીધા. પપ્પા - એટલે ? બબલૂ - એક દિવસ ટિચર કહી રહ્યા હતા કે પાંચ વત્તા પાંચ બરાબર દસ થાય. બીજા દિવસે એમણે કહ્યું કે સાત વત્તા ત્રણ બરાબર દસ થાય. ત્રીજા દિવસે પાછું કહ્યું કે છ વત્તા ચાર બરાબર દસ થાય , હવે તમે જ કહો , આમાંથી સાચું શું માનવું ? ********** મિશ્રાજી એક જંગલમાંથી જઈ રહ્યા હતા. એક ચુડેલે એમને અટકાવ્યા.
‘ હા …. હા …. હા … હી … હી..હી …. મેં ચુડેલ હૂં … હા …… હા …. હા …’
મિશ્રાજી : ‘ અબે ચૂપ બેસ , મેનુ સબ પતા હૈ , તેરી એક બહેન મેરી બીબી હૈ ! ’
Friday, September 3, 2010
A masked man!
A very rich man was out jogging without his guards.
All of a sudden, a masked man jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun.
The masked man said “Give me all your money!”
Unwilling to do so, the rich man said, “You can’t do this to me, I’m the Anil Ambani- Chairman of AGAG group”
The man then replied,... “Oh, never mind then. Give me at least MY money!”
All of a sudden, a masked man jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun.
The masked man said “Give me all your money!”
Unwilling to do so, the rich man said, “You can’t do this to me, I’m the Anil Ambani- Chairman of AGAG group”
The man then replied,... “Oh, never mind then. Give me at least MY money!”
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Friction
There was one ant who used to do her work daily on time, she was too perfect...
She was very much satisfied with her work, even though she was overloaded...
One fine day, the king of forest saw her working, and she was doing the same without any kind of observation and the king was amazed with her work...
He murmured that if she was doing this much amount of work without any observation than how much she could do if she would be under observation.
He appointed a cockroach for that observation job...he was master in preparing reports and was having the experience of 10 years and more...
As soon as cockroach joined the duties, he fixed the timings for entry, exit, lunch break and so on...
He also appointed a secretary for his work....
He had appointed a spider who used to attend all the calls and maintain all the records...
The king was so impressed with the report of cockroach and he asked him to prepare graphs for board meeting.... for the same, cockroach had to purchase new laser printer and computer.
And he appointed bee to handle IT department.
Ant who used to do her work calmly and satisfactorily now she was busy with handling reports and meetings.
The king thought that now we should have one Head for the department under which that ant was working.
He appointed an anaconda for the same and anaconda ordered new carpet and new AC for his smooth working.
New manager anaconda also required a computer to work properly new he appointed an assistant who was with him in his last company.
Now where the ant was working is a place where everybody used to order another and shout on one another.
After some time the anaconda convinced the king that the team working in office is very poor.
Now the kind observed that the productivity of that ant is not as good as it was.
For increasing the productivity of work from the ant, he appointed an owl…
That owl worked out for a month and prepared a report of 1200 pages and concluded that there are so many people in the department.
Now think who was out of the job?????
Yes you are absolutely right…
A small ant because of the reason that she is lacking in attitude, teamwork and motivation…
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All the characters of this story are imaginary if you find any correlation than its just the result of coincident.
She was very much satisfied with her work, even though she was overloaded...
One fine day, the king of forest saw her working, and she was doing the same without any kind of observation and the king was amazed with her work...
He murmured that if she was doing this much amount of work without any observation than how much she could do if she would be under observation.
He appointed a cockroach for that observation job...he was master in preparing reports and was having the experience of 10 years and more...
As soon as cockroach joined the duties, he fixed the timings for entry, exit, lunch break and so on...
He also appointed a secretary for his work....
He had appointed a spider who used to attend all the calls and maintain all the records...
The king was so impressed with the report of cockroach and he asked him to prepare graphs for board meeting.... for the same, cockroach had to purchase new laser printer and computer.
And he appointed bee to handle IT department.
Ant who used to do her work calmly and satisfactorily now she was busy with handling reports and meetings.
The king thought that now we should have one Head for the department under which that ant was working.
He appointed an anaconda for the same and anaconda ordered new carpet and new AC for his smooth working.
New manager anaconda also required a computer to work properly new he appointed an assistant who was with him in his last company.
Now where the ant was working is a place where everybody used to order another and shout on one another.
After some time the anaconda convinced the king that the team working in office is very poor.
Now the kind observed that the productivity of that ant is not as good as it was.
For increasing the productivity of work from the ant, he appointed an owl…
That owl worked out for a month and prepared a report of 1200 pages and concluded that there are so many people in the department.
Now think who was out of the job?????
Yes you are absolutely right…
A small ant because of the reason that she is lacking in attitude, teamwork and motivation…
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All the characters of this story are imaginary if you find any correlation than its just the result of coincident.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
LOVE & MARRIAGE.....VERY FUNNY & MOSTLY TRUE
Love and Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion:
"Love is blind,
Marriage is an eye opener!"
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion:
"Love is blind,
Marriage is an eye opener!"
Monday, August 30, 2010
Whats in a nameeeeee???
Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ______expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ______expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness . You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on . You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .
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Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talkIf your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)
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Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find . You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: G
You are fastidious, seeking perfectionwithin yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. Yo! u are a perfectionist , hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped . You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of ______expression . You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of! your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J
You are blessedwith a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
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Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game , and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ______expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on . You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".
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Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom . You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activitiesyet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness , which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count . Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes . You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy . It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best . You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue . You could get jealous and possessive. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert . You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous &am! p; giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music , soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt . You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great thing! s. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !
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Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love . When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.
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Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing . You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer.
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U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ______expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ______expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness . You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on . You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .
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Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talkIf your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)
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Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find . You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: G
You are fastidious, seeking perfectionwithin yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. Yo! u are a perfectionist , hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped . You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of ______expression . You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of! your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J
You are blessedwith a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
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Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game , and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ______expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on . You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".
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Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom . You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activitiesyet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness , which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count . Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes . You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy . It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best . You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue . You could get jealous and possessive. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert . You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous &am! p; giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music , soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt . You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great thing! s. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !
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Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love . When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.
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Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing . You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer.
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Thursday, August 26, 2010
Most complex problems do have a solution
The Moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful Daughter. So he proposed a bargain.
He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal.
So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter.
He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would Have to pick one pebble from the bag.
1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.
2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.
3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail.
They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As They talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.
He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag.
Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her?
Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat.
3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment.
Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking.
The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses
The above logical answers.
What would you recommend to the Girl to do?
Well, here is what she did ....
The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked."
Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't Attempt to think.
He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal.
So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter.
He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would Have to pick one pebble from the bag.
1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.
2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.
3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail.
They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As They talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.
He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag.
Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her?
Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat.
3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment.
Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking.
The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses
The above logical answers.
What would you recommend to the Girl to do?
Well, here is what she did ....
The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked."
Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't Attempt to think.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Rules of Happy Life
Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao…
(1) Dimag me Ice factory.
(2) Zuban par Sugar factory.
(3) Dil me Love factory.
Phir life hogi satisfactory~!~!~!
Relationship…
Ek din Sagar ne Nadi se pucha:
Kab tak milati rahogi mujhe meethe pani se ???
Nadi ne haskar kaha :
Jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak !!!
Thats "RELATIONSHIP…" ~~
Be Positive Always !!!
One tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks.
But one matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees.
Similarly one negative thought or doubt can burn thousands of dreams…
Be Positive Always!!!
Chehre ki hasi se har gam chupao,
Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao...
Khud na rutho kabhi, par sabko manao
Ye Raz hai Zindagi ka,
Bas Jite chale jao!!!
Wah Prabhu kya teri leela hai:
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Aur Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!!!
Ek Dost ne pucha,
Tum sabko blog bhejhte ho - tumhe kya milta hai ?
humane hass kar kaha
Dena Lena to Vyaapar hai,
Jo dekar kuch na mange,
vo hi to khas hai~!~!~!
(1) Dimag me Ice factory.
(2) Zuban par Sugar factory.
(3) Dil me Love factory.
Phir life hogi satisfactory~!~!~!
Relationship…
Ek din Sagar ne Nadi se pucha:
Kab tak milati rahogi mujhe meethe pani se ???
Nadi ne haskar kaha :
Jab tak tujh me mithas na aa jaye tab tak !!!
Thats "RELATIONSHIP…" ~~
Be Positive Always !!!
One tree makes 1 Lakh matchsticks.
But one matchstick can burn 1 Lakh trees.
Similarly one negative thought or doubt can burn thousands of dreams…
Be Positive Always!!!
Chehre ki hasi se har gam chupao,
Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao...
Khud na rutho kabhi, par sabko manao
Ye Raz hai Zindagi ka,
Bas Jite chale jao!!!
Wah Prabhu kya teri leela hai:
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Aur Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!!!
Ek Dost ne pucha,
Tum sabko blog bhejhte ho - tumhe kya milta hai ?
humane hass kar kaha
Dena Lena to Vyaapar hai,
Jo dekar kuch na mange,
vo hi to khas hai~!~!~!
Friday, August 20, 2010
Financial management ......???
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
A wonderful example of financial management indeed
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
A wonderful example of financial management indeed
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Monday Mantra
_______Greetings to you this Monday morning!!_______
Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The moneylender proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the merchant's debt if he could marry the merchant’s daughter. Both the merchant and his daughter were horrified by the proposal.
The moneylender told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty bag. The girl would then have to pick one pebble from the bag. If she picked the black pebble, she would become the moneylender's wife and her father's debt would be forgiven. If she picked the white pebble, she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.
They were standing on a pebble-strewn path in the merchant's garden. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick her pebble from the bag.
The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked."
Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an advantageous one.
Tricky problems can be solved with smart solutions, sometimes we have to think about them in a different way. Put on your thinking hats on...and...
_____make it a great week ahead _____
Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The moneylender proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the merchant's debt if he could marry the merchant’s daughter. Both the merchant and his daughter were horrified by the proposal.
The moneylender told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty bag. The girl would then have to pick one pebble from the bag. If she picked the black pebble, she would become the moneylender's wife and her father's debt would be forgiven. If she picked the white pebble, she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.
They were standing on a pebble-strewn path in the merchant's garden. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick her pebble from the bag.
The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked."
Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an advantageous one.
Tricky problems can be solved with smart solutions, sometimes we have to think about them in a different way. Put on your thinking hats on...and...
_____make it a great week ahead _____
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Problems
10% of the problems are not in our our hand... rest 90% are caused due to the reaction to those 10% due to bad effect it has caused... so stay clam
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
What matters in love!!
MARRIAGE
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.
She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?
I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.
She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.
The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane.
When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.
This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.
She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.
I told Jane about my wife's divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside
the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.
On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.
Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.
I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind...I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.
She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.
Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.
At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.
That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.
My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push thru with the divorce.-- At least, in the eyes of our son--- I'm a loving husband....
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!
If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you.
If you do, you just might save a marriage.
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
A CHRIST-CENTERED MARRIAGE IS A MARRIAGE THAT IS SURE TO LAST A LIFETIME.
So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate. Matthew 19:6.
By Stephanie Halmilton
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.
She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?
I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!
With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.
She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.
The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane.
When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.
This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.
She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.
I told Jane about my wife's divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.
My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside
the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.
On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.
On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.
She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.
Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.
But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.
I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind...I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.
She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.
Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.
At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.
That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.
My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push thru with the divorce.-- At least, in the eyes of our son--- I'm a loving husband....
The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!
If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you.
If you do, you just might save a marriage.
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
A CHRIST-CENTERED MARRIAGE IS A MARRIAGE THAT IS SURE TO LAST A LIFETIME.
So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate. Matthew 19:6.
By Stephanie Halmilton
Saturday, August 7, 2010
The Big Rocks Story
One day an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students. As he stood in front of the group of high-powered overachievers he said, "Okay, time for a quiz." He then pulled out a one-gallon, wide-mouthed Mason jar and set it on the table. He produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them one at a time into the jar. When the jar was filled to the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked, "Is this jar full?" Everyone in the class said, "Yes." Then he said, "Really?"
He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. Then he dumped some gravel in and shook the jar causing it to work down into the space between the big rocks. Then he asked the group once more, "Is the jar full?" By this time the class was on to him. "Probably not," one of them answered. "Good!" he replied.
He reached under the table and brought out a bucket of sand and started dumping the sand in the jar until it filled the spaces left between the rocks and the gravel. Once more he asked the question, "Is this jar full?" No!" the class shouted. Once again he said, "Good."
Then he grabbed a pitcher of water and began to pour it in until the jar was filled to the brim. Then he looked at the class and asked, "What is the point of this illustration?"
One eager beaver raised his hand and said, "The point is, no matter how full your schedule is, if you try really hard you can always fit some more things in it!" "No," the speaker replied, "that's not the point."
"The truth this illustration teaches us is that if you don't put the big rocks in first, you'll never get them in at all. What are the 'big rocks' in your life? Your children, your loved ones, your education, your dreams, a worthy cause, teaching others, doing things that you love, your health; your mate. Remember to put these BIG ROCKS in first or you'll never get them in at all. If you sweat about the little stuff then you'll fill your life with little things and you'll never have the real quality time you need to spend on the big, important stuff."big
So, tonight, or in the morning, when you are reflecting on this short story, ask yourself this question: What are the 'big rocks' in my life? Then, put those in your jar first.
He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. Then he dumped some gravel in and shook the jar causing it to work down into the space between the big rocks. Then he asked the group once more, "Is the jar full?" By this time the class was on to him. "Probably not," one of them answered. "Good!" he replied.
He reached under the table and brought out a bucket of sand and started dumping the sand in the jar until it filled the spaces left between the rocks and the gravel. Once more he asked the question, "Is this jar full?" No!" the class shouted. Once again he said, "Good."
Then he grabbed a pitcher of water and began to pour it in until the jar was filled to the brim. Then he looked at the class and asked, "What is the point of this illustration?"
One eager beaver raised his hand and said, "The point is, no matter how full your schedule is, if you try really hard you can always fit some more things in it!" "No," the speaker replied, "that's not the point."
"The truth this illustration teaches us is that if you don't put the big rocks in first, you'll never get them in at all. What are the 'big rocks' in your life? Your children, your loved ones, your education, your dreams, a worthy cause, teaching others, doing things that you love, your health; your mate. Remember to put these BIG ROCKS in first or you'll never get them in at all. If you sweat about the little stuff then you'll fill your life with little things and you'll never have the real quality time you need to spend on the big, important stuff."big
So, tonight, or in the morning, when you are reflecting on this short story, ask yourself this question: What are the 'big rocks' in my life? Then, put those in your jar first.
Friday, August 6, 2010
FINALLY GOOD NEWS FOR ALL DIABETICS
DIABETIC?
>
>
> A woman (65) was diabetic for the last 20+ years and was taking insulin twice a day, she used the enclosed homemade medicine for a fortnight and now
> she is absolutely free of diabetes and taking all her food as normal including sweets ............ ......... .......
>
> The doctors have advised her to stop insulin and any other blood sugar controlling drugs.
>
> I request you all please circulate the email below to as many people as you can and
> let them take the maximum benefit from it.
>
>
> AS RECEIVED :
>
> DR. TONY ALMEIDA ( Bombay Kidney Speciality expert ) made the extensive
> experiments with perseverance and patience and discovered a successful treatment for diabetes.
> Now a days a lot of people, old men & women in particular suffer a lot due to Diabetes.
>
> Ingredients:
> 1 - Wheat flour 100 gm
> 2 - Gum(of tree) (gondh) 100 gm
> 3 - Barley 100 gm
> 4 - Black Seeds (kalunji) 100 gm
>
> Method of Preparation Put all the above ingredients in 5 cups of water.
> Boil it for 10 minutes and put off the fire. Allow it to cool down by itself.
> When it has become cold, filter out the seeds and preserve the water in a glass jug or bottle.
>
> How to use it?
>
> Take one small cup of this water every day early morning when your stomach is empty.
> Continue this for 7 days. Next week repeat the same but on alternate days. With these 2 weeks of treatment you
> will wonder to see that you have become normal and can eat normal food without problem.
>
> Note: A request is to spread this to as many as possible so that others can also take benefit out of it.
> SPB MESSAGE
> SINCE THESE ARE ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS, TAKING THEM IS NOT HARMFUL. SO THOSE WHO ARE SCEPTICAL ABOUT THIS TREATMENT MAY STILL TRY IT WITHOUT ANY HARM. WORST CASE SCENARIO WILL BE THAT YOU REMAIN STILL SAME AS YOU WERE BEFORE
>
>
> A woman (65) was diabetic for the last 20+ years and was taking insulin twice a day, she used the enclosed homemade medicine for a fortnight and now
> she is absolutely free of diabetes and taking all her food as normal including sweets ............ ......... .......
>
> The doctors have advised her to stop insulin and any other blood sugar controlling drugs.
>
> I request you all please circulate the email below to as many people as you can and
> let them take the maximum benefit from it.
>
>
> AS RECEIVED :
>
> DR. TONY ALMEIDA ( Bombay Kidney Speciality expert ) made the extensive
> experiments with perseverance and patience and discovered a successful treatment for diabetes.
> Now a days a lot of people, old men & women in particular suffer a lot due to Diabetes.
>
> Ingredients:
> 1 - Wheat flour 100 gm
> 2 - Gum(of tree) (gondh) 100 gm
> 3 - Barley 100 gm
> 4 - Black Seeds (kalunji) 100 gm
>
> Method of Preparation Put all the above ingredients in 5 cups of water.
> Boil it for 10 minutes and put off the fire. Allow it to cool down by itself.
> When it has become cold, filter out the seeds and preserve the water in a glass jug or bottle.
>
> How to use it?
>
> Take one small cup of this water every day early morning when your stomach is empty.
> Continue this for 7 days. Next week repeat the same but on alternate days. With these 2 weeks of treatment you
> will wonder to see that you have become normal and can eat normal food without problem.
>
> Note: A request is to spread this to as many as possible so that others can also take benefit out of it.
> SPB MESSAGE
> SINCE THESE ARE ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS, TAKING THEM IS NOT HARMFUL. SO THOSE WHO ARE SCEPTICAL ABOUT THIS TREATMENT MAY STILL TRY IT WITHOUT ANY HARM. WORST CASE SCENARIO WILL BE THAT YOU REMAIN STILL SAME AS YOU WERE BEFORE
Thursday, August 5, 2010
This is what I belive
I believe
that we don't have to change friends
if we understand that friends change.
I believe-
that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every
once in a while and you must forgive
them for that.
I believe-
that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
I believe-
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.
I believe-
that it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be.
I believe-
that you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last
time you see them.
I believe-
that you can keep going
long after you can't.
I believe-
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
I believe-
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.
I believe-
that regardless of how hot and
steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had
better be something else to take
its place.
I believe-
that heroes are the people
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.
I believe-
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I believe-
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.
I believe-
that sometimes the people you expect
to kick you when you're down,
will be the ones to help you get back up.
I believe-
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me
the right to be cruel.
I believe-
that just because someone doesn't love
you the way you want them to doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
I believe-
that maturity has more to do with
what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.
I believe-
that it isn't always enough to be
forgiven by others. Sometimes you
have to learn to forgive yourself.
I believe-
that no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I believe-
that our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.
I believe-
that just because two people argue,
it doesn't mean they don't love each other
And just because they don't argue,
it doesn't mean they do.
I believe-
that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a
secret. It could change your life forever.
I believe-
that two people can look at the exact same
thing and see something totally different.
I believe-
that your life can be changed in a matter of
hours by people who don't even know you.
I believe-
that even when you think you have no more
to give, when a friend cries out to you
you will find the strength to help.
I believe-
that credentials on the wall do not make
you a decent human being.
I believe-
that the people you care about most in life
are taken from you too soon.
I believe -
that you should send this to all of the
people that you believe in. I just did.
that we don't have to change friends
if we understand that friends change.
I believe-
that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every
once in a while and you must forgive
them for that.
I believe-
that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
I believe-
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.
I believe-
that it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be.
I believe-
that you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last
time you see them.
I believe-
that you can keep going
long after you can't.
I believe-
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
I believe-
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.
I believe-
that regardless of how hot and
steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had
better be something else to take
its place.
I believe-
that heroes are the people
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.
I believe-
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I believe-
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.
I believe-
that sometimes the people you expect
to kick you when you're down,
will be the ones to help you get back up.
I believe-
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me
the right to be cruel.
I believe-
that just because someone doesn't love
you the way you want them to doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
I believe-
that maturity has more to do with
what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.
I believe-
that it isn't always enough to be
forgiven by others. Sometimes you
have to learn to forgive yourself.
I believe-
that no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I believe-
that our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.
I believe-
that just because two people argue,
it doesn't mean they don't love each other
And just because they don't argue,
it doesn't mean they do.
I believe-
that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a
secret. It could change your life forever.
I believe-
that two people can look at the exact same
thing and see something totally different.
I believe-
that your life can be changed in a matter of
hours by people who don't even know you.
I believe-
that even when you think you have no more
to give, when a friend cries out to you
you will find the strength to help.
I believe-
that credentials on the wall do not make
you a decent human being.
I believe-
that the people you care about most in life
are taken from you too soon.
I believe -
that you should send this to all of the
people that you believe in. I just did.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
PUNJABI CONFIDENCE
I believe
that we don't have to change friends
if we understand that friends change.
I believe-
that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every
once in a while and you must forgive
them for that.
I believe-
that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
I believe-
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.
I believe-
that it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be.
I believe-
that you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last
time you see them.
I believe-
that you can keep going
long after you can't.
I believe-
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
I believe-
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.
I believe-
that regardless of how hot and
steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had
better be something else to take
its place.
I believe-
that heroes are the people
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.
I believe-
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I believe-
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.
I believe-
that sometimes the people you expect
to kick you when you're down,
will be the ones to help you get back up.
I believe-
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me
the right to be cruel.
I believe-
that just because someone doesn't love
you the way you want them to doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
I believe-
that maturity has more to do with
what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.
I believe-
that it isn't always enough to be
forgiven by others. Sometimes you
have to learn to forgive yourself.
I believe-
that no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I believe-
that our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.
I believe-
that just because two people argue,
it doesn't mean they don't love each other
And just because they don't argue,
it doesn't mean they do.
I believe-
that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a
secret. It could change your life forever.
I believe-
that two people can look at the exact same
thing and see something totally different.
I believe-
that your life can be changed in a matter of
hours by people who don't even know you.
I believe-
that even when you think you have no more
to give, when a friend cries out to you
you will find the strength to help.
I believe-
that credentials on the wall do not make
you a decent human being.
I believe-
that the people you care about most in life
are taken from you too soon.
I believe -
that you should send this to all of the
people that you believe in. I just did
that we don't have to change friends
if we understand that friends change.
I believe-
that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every
once in a while and you must forgive
them for that.
I believe-
that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
I believe-
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.
I believe-
that it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be.
I believe-
that you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last
time you see them.
I believe-
that you can keep going
long after you can't.
I believe-
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
I believe-
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.
I believe-
that regardless of how hot and
steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had
better be something else to take
its place.
I believe-
that heroes are the people
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.
I believe-
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I believe-
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.
I believe-
that sometimes the people you expect
to kick you when you're down,
will be the ones to help you get back up.
I believe-
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me
the right to be cruel.
I believe-
that just because someone doesn't love
you the way you want them to doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
I believe-
that maturity has more to do with
what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.
I believe-
that it isn't always enough to be
forgiven by others. Sometimes you
have to learn to forgive yourself.
I believe-
that no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I believe-
that our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.
I believe-
that just because two people argue,
it doesn't mean they don't love each other
And just because they don't argue,
it doesn't mean they do.
I believe-
that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a
secret. It could change your life forever.
I believe-
that two people can look at the exact same
thing and see something totally different.
I believe-
that your life can be changed in a matter of
hours by people who don't even know you.
I believe-
that even when you think you have no more
to give, when a friend cries out to you
you will find the strength to help.
I believe-
that credentials on the wall do not make
you a decent human being.
I believe-
that the people you care about most in life
are taken from you too soon.
I believe -
that you should send this to all of the
people that you believe in. I just did
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Know Your Customers
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place.
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!?" said the salesman. "But didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place.
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!?" said the salesman. "But didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"
Monday, August 2, 2010
TRUE FRIENDS...really awesome, i love this one ...!!
A story tells that two friends
were walking
through the desert
During some point of the
Journey they had an
Argument, and one friend
Slapped the other one
In the face.
The one who got slapped
was hurt, but without
saying anything,
wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE .
They kept on walking
until they found an oasis,
where they decided
to take a bath.
The one who had been
slapped got stuck in the
mire and started drowning,
but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from
the near drowning,
he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE.
The friend who had slapped
and saved his best friend
asked him, "After I hurt you,
you wrote in the sand and now,
you write on a stone, why?"
The other friend replied
"When someone hurts us
we should write it down
in sand where winds of
forgiveness can erase it away.
But, when someone does
something good for us,
we must engrave it in stone
where no wind
can ever erase it."
LEARN TO WRITE
YOUR HURTS IN
THE SAND AND TO
CARVE YOUR
BENEFITS IN STONE!!!
They say it takes a
minute to find a special
person, an hour to
appreciate them, a day
to love them, but then
an entire life
to forget them.
Send this phrase to
the people you'll never
forget. If you don't
send it to anyone,
it means you're in a
hurry and that you've
forgotten your friends.
Take the time to live!
Do not value the THINGS
you have in your life. But value
WHO you have in your life!
were walking
through the desert
During some point of the
Journey they had an
Argument, and one friend
Slapped the other one
In the face.
The one who got slapped
was hurt, but without
saying anything,
wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE .
They kept on walking
until they found an oasis,
where they decided
to take a bath.
The one who had been
slapped got stuck in the
mire and started drowning,
but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from
the near drowning,
he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE.
The friend who had slapped
and saved his best friend
asked him, "After I hurt you,
you wrote in the sand and now,
you write on a stone, why?"
The other friend replied
"When someone hurts us
we should write it down
in sand where winds of
forgiveness can erase it away.
But, when someone does
something good for us,
we must engrave it in stone
where no wind
can ever erase it."
LEARN TO WRITE
YOUR HURTS IN
THE SAND AND TO
CARVE YOUR
BENEFITS IN STONE!!!
They say it takes a
minute to find a special
person, an hour to
appreciate them, a day
to love them, but then
an entire life
to forget them.
Send this phrase to
the people you'll never
forget. If you don't
send it to anyone,
it means you're in a
hurry and that you've
forgotten your friends.
Take the time to live!
Do not value the THINGS
you have in your life. But value
WHO you have in your life!
Sunday, August 1, 2010
A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty(Heart Specialist)
A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya
(Heart Specialist) Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees .
The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone.
Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart?
Ans:
1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil
2. Exercise - Half an hour's walk, at least five days a week; avoid lifts and avoid sitting for a longtime
3. Quit smoking
4. Control weight
5. Control blood pressure and sugar
Qn: Is eating non-veg food (fish) good for the heart?
Ans: No
Qn: It's still a grave shock to hear that some apparently healthy person
gets a cardiac arrest. How do we understand it in perspective?
Ans: This is called silent attack; that is why we recommend everyone past the age of 30 to undergo routine health checkups.
Qn: Are heart diseases hereditary?
Ans: Yes
Qn: What are the ways in which the heart is stressed? What practices do you suggest to de-stress?
Ans: Change your attitude towards life. Do not look for perfection in everything in life.
Qn: Is walking better than jogging or is more intensive exercise required to keep a healthy heart?
Ans: Walking is better than jogging since jogging leads to early fatigue and injury to joints
Qn: You have done so much for the poor and needy. What has inspired you to do so?
Ans: Mother Theresa , who was my patient
Qn: Can people with low blood pressure suffer heart diseases?
Ans: Extremely rare
Qn: Does cholesterol accumulates right from an early age
(I'm currently only 22) or do you have to worry about it only after you are above 30 years of age?
Ans: Cholesterol accumulates from childhood.
Qn: How do irregular eating habits affect the heart ?
Ans: You tend to eat junk food when the habits are irregular and your body's enzyme release for digestion gets confused.
Qn: How can I control cholesterol content without using medicines?
Ans: Control diet, walk and eat walnut.
Qn: Can yoga prevent heart ailments?
Ans: Yoga helps.
Qn: Which is the best and worst food for the heart?
Ans: Fruits and vegetables are the best and the worst is oil.
Qn: Which oil is better - groundnut, sunflower, olive?
Ans: All oils are bad .
Qn: What is the routine checkup one should go through? Is there any specific test?
Ans: Routine blood test to ensure sugar, cholesterol is ok. Check BP, Treadmill test after an echo.
Qn: What are the first aid steps to be taken on a heart attack?
Ans: Help the person into a sleeping position , place an aspirin tablet under the tongue with a sorbitrate tablet if available, and rush him to a coronary care unit since the maximum casualty takes place within the first hour.
Qn: How do you differentiate between pain caused by a heart attack and that caused due to gastric trouble?
Ans: Extremely difficult without ECG.
Qn: What is the main cause of a steep increase in heart problems amongst youngsters? I see people of about 30-40 yrs of age having heart attacks and serious heart problems.
Ans: Increased awareness has increased incidents. Also, s edentary lifestyles, smoking, junk food, lack of exercise in a country where people are genetically three times more vulnerable for heart attacks than Europeans and Americans.
Qn: Is it possible for a person to have BP outside the normal range of 120/80 and yet be perfectly healthy?
Ans: Yes.
Qn: Marriages within close relatives can lead to heart problems for the child. Is it true?
Ans : Yes, co-sanguinity leads to congenital abnormalities and you may not have a software engineer as a child
Qn: Many of us have an irregular daily routine and many a times we have to stay late nights in office. Does this affect our heart ? What precautions would you recommend?
Ans : When you are young, nature protects you against all these irregularities. However, as you grow older, respect the biological clock.
Qn: Will taking anti-hypertensive drugs cause some other complications (short / long term)?
Ans : Yes, most drugs have some side effects. However, modern anti-hypertensive drugs are extremely safe.
Qn: Will consuming more coffee/tea lead to heart attacks?
Ans : No.
Qn: Are asthma patients more prone to heart disease?
Ans : No.
Qn: How would you define junk food?
Ans : Fried food like Kentucky , McDonalds , samosas, and even masala dosas.
Qn: You mentioned that Indians are three times more vulnerable. What is the reason for this, as Europeans and Americans also eat a lot of junk food?
Ans: Every race is vulnerable to some disease and unfortunately, Indians are vulnerable for the most expensive disease.
Qn: Does consuming bananas help reduce hypertension?
Ans : No.
Qn: Can a person help himself during a heart attack (Because we see a lot of forwarded emails on this)?
Ans : Yes. Lie down comfortably and put an aspirin tablet of any description under the tongue and ask someone to take you to the nearest coronary care unit without any delay and do not wait for the ambulance since most of the time, the ambulance does not turn up.
Qn: Do, in any way, low white blood cells and low hemoglobin count lead to heart problems?
Ans : No. But it is ideal to have normal hemoglobin level to increase your exercise capacity.
Qn: Sometimes, due to the hectic schedule we are not able to exercise. So, does walking while doing daily chores at home or climbing the stairs in the house, work as a substitute for exercise?
Ans : Certainly. Avoid sitting continuously for more than half an hour and even the act of getting out of the chair and going to another chair and sitting helps a lot.
Qn: Is there a relation between heart problems and blood sugar?
Ans: Yes. A strong relationship since diabetics are more vulnerable to heart attacks than non-diabetics.
Qn: What are the things one needs to take care of after a heart operation?
Ans : Diet, exercise, drugs on time , Control cholesterol, BP, weight.
Qn: Are people working on night shifts more vulnerable to heart disease when compared to day shift workers?
Ans : No.
Qn: What are the modern anti-hypertensive drugs?
Ans : There are hundreds of drugs and your doctor will chose the right combination for your problem, but my suggestion is to avoid the drugs and go for natural ways of controlling blood pressure by walk, diet to
reduce weight and changing attitudes towards lifestyles.
Qn: Does dispirin or similar headache pills increase the risk of heart attacks?
Ans : No.
Qn: Why is the rate of heart attacks more in men than in women?
Ans : Nature protects women till the age of 45. (Present Global census show that the Percentage of heart disease in women has increased than in men )
Qn: How can one keep the heart in a good condition?
Ans : Eat a healthy diet, avoid junk food and non-veg, exercise everyday, do not smoke and, go for health checkup s if you are past the age of 30 ( once in six months recommended) ....
Send it to all your friends....... They might be benefitted……
(Heart Specialist) Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees .
The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone.
Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart?
Ans:
1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil
2. Exercise - Half an hour's walk, at least five days a week; avoid lifts and avoid sitting for a longtime
3. Quit smoking
4. Control weight
5. Control blood pressure and sugar
Qn: Is eating non-veg food (fish) good for the heart?
Ans: No
Qn: It's still a grave shock to hear that some apparently healthy person
gets a cardiac arrest. How do we understand it in perspective?
Ans: This is called silent attack; that is why we recommend everyone past the age of 30 to undergo routine health checkups.
Qn: Are heart diseases hereditary?
Ans: Yes
Qn: What are the ways in which the heart is stressed? What practices do you suggest to de-stress?
Ans: Change your attitude towards life. Do not look for perfection in everything in life.
Qn: Is walking better than jogging or is more intensive exercise required to keep a healthy heart?
Ans: Walking is better than jogging since jogging leads to early fatigue and injury to joints
Qn: You have done so much for the poor and needy. What has inspired you to do so?
Ans: Mother Theresa , who was my patient
Qn: Can people with low blood pressure suffer heart diseases?
Ans: Extremely rare
Qn: Does cholesterol accumulates right from an early age
(I'm currently only 22) or do you have to worry about it only after you are above 30 years of age?
Ans: Cholesterol accumulates from childhood.
Qn: How do irregular eating habits affect the heart ?
Ans: You tend to eat junk food when the habits are irregular and your body's enzyme release for digestion gets confused.
Qn: How can I control cholesterol content without using medicines?
Ans: Control diet, walk and eat walnut.
Qn: Can yoga prevent heart ailments?
Ans: Yoga helps.
Qn: Which is the best and worst food for the heart?
Ans: Fruits and vegetables are the best and the worst is oil.
Qn: Which oil is better - groundnut, sunflower, olive?
Ans: All oils are bad .
Qn: What is the routine checkup one should go through? Is there any specific test?
Ans: Routine blood test to ensure sugar, cholesterol is ok. Check BP, Treadmill test after an echo.
Qn: What are the first aid steps to be taken on a heart attack?
Ans: Help the person into a sleeping position , place an aspirin tablet under the tongue with a sorbitrate tablet if available, and rush him to a coronary care unit since the maximum casualty takes place within the first hour.
Qn: How do you differentiate between pain caused by a heart attack and that caused due to gastric trouble?
Ans: Extremely difficult without ECG.
Qn: What is the main cause of a steep increase in heart problems amongst youngsters? I see people of about 30-40 yrs of age having heart attacks and serious heart problems.
Ans: Increased awareness has increased incidents. Also, s edentary lifestyles, smoking, junk food, lack of exercise in a country where people are genetically three times more vulnerable for heart attacks than Europeans and Americans.
Qn: Is it possible for a person to have BP outside the normal range of 120/80 and yet be perfectly healthy?
Ans: Yes.
Qn: Marriages within close relatives can lead to heart problems for the child. Is it true?
Ans : Yes, co-sanguinity leads to congenital abnormalities and you may not have a software engineer as a child
Qn: Many of us have an irregular daily routine and many a times we have to stay late nights in office. Does this affect our heart ? What precautions would you recommend?
Ans : When you are young, nature protects you against all these irregularities. However, as you grow older, respect the biological clock.
Qn: Will taking anti-hypertensive drugs cause some other complications (short / long term)?
Ans : Yes, most drugs have some side effects. However, modern anti-hypertensive drugs are extremely safe.
Qn: Will consuming more coffee/tea lead to heart attacks?
Ans : No.
Qn: Are asthma patients more prone to heart disease?
Ans : No.
Qn: How would you define junk food?
Ans : Fried food like Kentucky , McDonalds , samosas, and even masala dosas.
Qn: You mentioned that Indians are three times more vulnerable. What is the reason for this, as Europeans and Americans also eat a lot of junk food?
Ans: Every race is vulnerable to some disease and unfortunately, Indians are vulnerable for the most expensive disease.
Qn: Does consuming bananas help reduce hypertension?
Ans : No.
Qn: Can a person help himself during a heart attack (Because we see a lot of forwarded emails on this)?
Ans : Yes. Lie down comfortably and put an aspirin tablet of any description under the tongue and ask someone to take you to the nearest coronary care unit without any delay and do not wait for the ambulance since most of the time, the ambulance does not turn up.
Qn: Do, in any way, low white blood cells and low hemoglobin count lead to heart problems?
Ans : No. But it is ideal to have normal hemoglobin level to increase your exercise capacity.
Qn: Sometimes, due to the hectic schedule we are not able to exercise. So, does walking while doing daily chores at home or climbing the stairs in the house, work as a substitute for exercise?
Ans : Certainly. Avoid sitting continuously for more than half an hour and even the act of getting out of the chair and going to another chair and sitting helps a lot.
Qn: Is there a relation between heart problems and blood sugar?
Ans: Yes. A strong relationship since diabetics are more vulnerable to heart attacks than non-diabetics.
Qn: What are the things one needs to take care of after a heart operation?
Ans : Diet, exercise, drugs on time , Control cholesterol, BP, weight.
Qn: Are people working on night shifts more vulnerable to heart disease when compared to day shift workers?
Ans : No.
Qn: What are the modern anti-hypertensive drugs?
Ans : There are hundreds of drugs and your doctor will chose the right combination for your problem, but my suggestion is to avoid the drugs and go for natural ways of controlling blood pressure by walk, diet to
reduce weight and changing attitudes towards lifestyles.
Qn: Does dispirin or similar headache pills increase the risk of heart attacks?
Ans : No.
Qn: Why is the rate of heart attacks more in men than in women?
Ans : Nature protects women till the age of 45. (Present Global census show that the Percentage of heart disease in women has increased than in men )
Qn: How can one keep the heart in a good condition?
Ans : Eat a healthy diet, avoid junk food and non-veg, exercise everyday, do not smoke and, go for health checkup s if you are past the age of 30 ( once in six months recommended) ....
Send it to all your friends....... They might be benefitted……
To all My Dear and near FrIeNdS
hello my all my dear friends
Wish you all the happiest day you have ever enjoied till date....
I am missing few of my best best best frds as They are alone.... and spending their frdship day...
ther was one time when we useto spent this wonderful day togater bt today we have to just send SMS, email or card & max a call and wish eachother on this wonderful day...
I miss my days my frds everything form which I have learn smiling...
this is for all of you my dear frds...
i kno u will say that aaje b tu emotional thai gayo bt su karu hu evo j chu...
i love to spent time with frds... n today i dont have my best frds around me... bt still i try to feel them around and maintain smile on face....so that they can smile by seein smile on my face....
love you all love you a lot...
missing you like anything...
to all my idiotic friends...
Wish you all the happiest day you have ever enjoied till date....
I am missing few of my best best best frds as They are alone.... and spending their frdship day...
ther was one time when we useto spent this wonderful day togater bt today we have to just send SMS, email or card & max a call and wish eachother on this wonderful day...
I miss my days my frds everything form which I have learn smiling...
this is for all of you my dear frds...
i kno u will say that aaje b tu emotional thai gayo bt su karu hu evo j chu...
i love to spent time with frds... n today i dont have my best frds around me... bt still i try to feel them around and maintain smile on face....so that they can smile by seein smile on my face....
love you all love you a lot...
missing you like anything...
to all my idiotic friends...
Monday, July 26, 2010
Friends
Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abey teri galti hai “
Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale “
Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhoos“
Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhor ke kahan jaunga “
Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de bey!!“
Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “abey izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “
Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “
Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“
Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch maar le“
Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale “
Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhoos“
Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhor ke kahan jaunga “
Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de bey!!“
Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “abey izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “
Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “
Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“
Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch maar le“
Sunday, July 25, 2010
The Pain of missing THE BEST friend
The pain of missing a friend is realized only when he is not with you... and you know that he is not going to be with you for a long time...
When you have spent decades togather... and suddenly when he is going to leave for whtso ever the reason... the pain which you get is more than anything else...
& when I am writting this naturally the song which came on TV is "Jane nahi denge tuje..."
How cruel the system is!!! Y cant we be with the ppl whom we want to be forever...
now there will be atleast 3 years when i will meet my frd.... and that is also not sure... may b v wont meet ever... i dont know wht to do!!!
When you have spent decades togather... and suddenly when he is going to leave for whtso ever the reason... the pain which you get is more than anything else...
& when I am writting this naturally the song which came on TV is "Jane nahi denge tuje..."
How cruel the system is!!! Y cant we be with the ppl whom we want to be forever...
now there will be atleast 3 years when i will meet my frd.... and that is also not sure... may b v wont meet ever... i dont know wht to do!!!
Saturday, July 17, 2010
પિતાનું આપણાં જીવનમાં કેટલું મહત્વ?
માતા ઘરનું માંગલ્ય હોય છે, તો પિતા ઘર નું અસ્તિત્વ હોય છે. પણ ઘરના આ અસ્તિત્વને આપણે ક્યારેય
સમજવાનો પ્રયત્ન કર્યો છે ખરો ? પિતાનું મહત્વ હોવા છતાં પણ તેના વિષે વધુ લખવામાં નથી આવતું કે
નથી બોલવા માં આવતું.
કોઈપણ વ્યાખ્યાનકાર માતા વિષે બોલ્યા કરે છે, સંત મહાત્માઓ પણ માતાના મહત્વ વિશેજ વધારે કહે છે,
દેવ-દેવીઓએ પણ માતાના જ ગુણગાન ગયા છે. લેખકો-કવિઓ એ પણ માતાના ખુબ વખાણ કર્યાં છે. સારી
વસ્તુ ને માતાની જ ઉપમા આપવામાં આવે છે.
પણ ક્યાય પિતા વિષે બોલાતું નથી. કેટલાક લોકોએ પિતાની કલ્પના ને કલમની ભાષામાં મૂકી છે પણ તે ઉગ્ર, વ્યસની અને મારઝૂડ કરનારા જ હોયછે. આવા પિતાઓ સમાજમાં એકાદ-બે ટકા હશેજ પણ સારા પિતાઓ વિષે શું લખાયું છે ?
માતા પાસે આંસુનો દરિયો હોય છે પણ પિતા પાસે સંયમની દીવાલ હોય છે. માતા રડીને છૂટી થઇ જાય છે પણ સાંત્વન આપવાનું કામ તો પિતાએજ કરવું પડે છે. અને રડવા કરતા સાંત્વન આપવામાં વધુ મહેનત કરવી પડે છે કારણકે દીવા કરતા દીવી વધારે ગરમ હોય છેને ! પણ શ્રેય તો હમેશા દીવાનેજ મળે છે.
રોજ આપણને સગવડ કરી આપનારી માતા યાદ રહે છે. પણ જીવનની આજીવિકાની વ્યવસ્થા કરનારા
પિતાને આપણે કેટલી સહજતા થી ભૂલી જઈએ છીએ ?
બધાની સામે મોકળા મને માતા રડી શકે છે પણ રાત્રે તકીયામાં મોઢું છુપાવીને ડુસકા ભરે છે તે પિતા હોય છે. માતા રડે છે પણ પિતાને તો રડી પણ શકાતું નથી. પોતાના પિતા મૃત્યુ પામે છતાં આપણાં પિતા રડી શકતા નથી, કારણકે નાના ભાઈ બહેનો ને સાચવવાના હોયછે, પોતાની માતા મૃત્યુ પામેતોપણ પિતા રડી શકતા નથી.
કારણકે બહેન ને આધાર આપવાનો હોય છે. પત્ની અડધે રસ્તે સાથ છોડી ને જતી રહે તો બાળકોના આંસુ લૂછવાનું કામ પણ પિતા એજ કરવાનું હોય છે.
જીજાબાઇ એ શિવાજી ને ઘડ્યા એમ ચોક્કસ પણે કહેવું જોઈએ પણ તે સમયે શાહજી રાજાએ કરેલી મહેનત
ને પણ ધ્યાનમાં લેવી જોઈએ.
દેવકી-યશોદા ના કાર્યની પ્રશંશા અવશ્ય કરીએ પણ નદીના પુરમાંથી મધરાતે માથા ઉપર બાળકને સુરક્ષિત પણે
લઇ જનારા વાસુદેવને પણ મહત્વ આપીએ. રામ એ કૌશલ્યાના પુત્ર અવશ્ય છે પણ પુત્ર વિયોગથી તરફડીને મૃત્યુ પામ્યા તે પિતા દશરથ હતા.
પિતાના ઠેકઠેકાણે સંધાયેલા જોડા જોઈએ તો તેમનો પ્રેમ નજરે ચડે. તેમનું ફાટેલું ગંજી જોઈએ તો સમજાય કે
” આપણાંનસીબના કાણા તેના ગંજીમાં પડ્યા છે ”. તેમનો દાઢી વધેલો ચહેરો તેમની કરકસર દેખાડે છે. દીકરા દીકરી નેનવા જીન્સ લઇ આપશે પણ પોતે તો જુનો લેંઘોજ વાપરશે. સંતાનો ૧૦૦/૨૦૦ રૂપિયા પાર્લર કે સલુન માં જઈને બીલ કરશે પણ તેમનાજ ઘરના પિતા દાઢીનો સાબુ ખલાશ થઇ ગયો હશે તો ન્હાવાના સાબુથી દાઢી કરી લેશે. ઘણીવાર તો ખાલી પાણી લગાડી નેજ દાઢી કરી લેતાં હોય છે.
પિતા માંદા પડે ત્યારે તરતજ દવાખાને જતા નથી. તે માંદગીથી ડરતા નથી પણ જો ડોક્ટર એકાદ મહિનો આરામ કરવાનું કહી દેશે તો શું કરવું તેનો ડર લાગે છે. કારણકે દીકરીના લગ્ન અને દીકરાનું શિક્ષણ બાકી હોય છે. ઘરમાં આવકનું બીજું કોઈપણ સાધન હોતું નથી.
પહોચ હોય કે નહોય પણ દીકરાને એન્જીનીયરીંગ કે મેડીકલમાં પ્રવેશ અપાવે છે. ખેંચ ભોગવીને પણ બાળક
ને નિયમિત હોસ્ટેલમાં પૈસા મોકલેછે, પણ કેટલાક દીકરાઓ જે તારીખે પૈસા મળે તેજ તારીખે પરમીટરૂમ માં
પાર્ટીઓ આપે છે અને જે પિતાએ પૈસા મોકલ્યા હોય તેનીજ મજાક ઉડાડે છે.
પિતા ઘરનું અસ્તિત્વ હોય છે. જે ઘરમાં પિતા હોય છે,તે ઘર તરફ કોઈપણ ઉંચી આંખ કરીને જોઈ શકતું નથી. કારણકે ઘરના કર્તાહર્તા જીવંત છે. જો તેઓ કંઈપણ કરતા ન હોય તોપણ મહત્વના કર્તાહર્તા તરીકેના પદ ઉપર હોય છે. અને ઘરના કામ જુવે છે, સંભાળે છે.
માતા હોવી અથવા તો માતા હોવાના સત્યને પિતાને લીધેજ અર્થ મળે છે એટલેકે પિતા હોયતોજ માતાનું અસ્તિત્વ શક્ય હોય છે. કોઈપણ પરીક્ષા નું પરિણામ આવે ત્યારે માતાજ સહુથી નજીકની લાગે કારણકે બાજુમાં લે છે,
વખાણ કરે છે, આશિષ આપે છે, પણ ગુપચુપ જઈને પેંડા પડીકા લાવનારા પિતા કોઈના ધ્યાનમાં રહેતા નથી.
બાળક આવવાનું હોય તેવી સુવાવડી સ્ત્રીનું ખુબ મહત્વ હોય છે પણ હોસ્પીટલની લોબીમાં અસ્વસ્થ થઈને
આમ થી તેમ આંટા મારનારા એ આવનારા બાળકના પિતાની કોઈ નોંધ લેતું નથી.
દાઝી ગયા, ઠેશ લાગી કે માર વાગ્યો કે તરતજ “ઓં માં” આ શબ્દો મોઢા માંથી બ્હાર પડેછે પણ રસ્તો
ઓળંગતા એકાદ ટ્રક નજીક આવીને જોરથી બ્રેક મારેતો “બાપ રે” આજ શબ્દ બ્હાર પડે છે. નાના સંકટો
માટે ચાલે પણ મોટી સમસ્યાઓ ના વાદ્ળો ઘેરાય ત્યારે પિતાજ યાદ આવે.
કોઈપણ સારા પ્રસંગે ઘરની દરેક વ્યક્તિ જતી હોય છે,પણ મરણ ના પ્રસંગે પિતાએજ જવું પડે છે.
પિતા શ્રીમંત સાસરું ધરાવતી દીકરીને ત્યાં બહુ જશે નહિ પણ દીકરી ગરીબ ઘરમાં આપી હશે તો ભલે ઉભા ઉભા ખબર કાઢવા જવું પડે, તે ચોક્કસ દીકરીના ઘરના ચક્કર કાપશે.
યુવાન દીકરો ઘરે મોડો આવે ત્યારે પિતાજ તેની રાહ જોઇને મધરાત સુધી ઉજાગરો કરતા હોય છે.
દીકરા ની નોકરી માટે સાહેબ સામે લાચાર થનારા પિતા, દીકરીને પરણાવવા માટે ઠેક ઠેકાણે મુરતિયા જોવા ઉંબરા ઘસતા પિતા, ઘરના લોકો માટે પોતાની વ્યથા અને જરૂરતને કોરાણે મૂકી દેતા પિતા કેટલા ગ્રેટ હોય છે ખરુંને ?
પિતાનું મહત્વ કોને સમજાય છે ?
બાળપણમાંજ જો પિતા ગુજરી જાય તો અનેક જવાબદારીઓ ખુબ નાની ઉમરમાં સંભાળવી પડે છે. તેને એકએક વસ્તુ માટે તરસવું પડે છે. પિતાને ખરા અર્થમાં સમજી શકે તો તે છે ઘર ની દીકરી! સાસરે ગયેલી કે ઘરથી દુર રહેતી દીકરી પિતા સાથે ફોનમાં વાત કરે ત્યારે પિતાનો બદલાયેલો અવાજ એક ક્ષણમાં ઓળખી જાય છે.
કોઈપણ દીકરી પોતાની ઈચ્છા બાજુમાં મુકીને પિતા કહે તે જગ્યાએ લગ્નની વેદી ઉપર ચઢી જતી હોય તેવા પ્રસંગો શું આજે પણ સમાજ માં નથી બનતા? દીકરી પિતાને ઓળખે છે, સાચવે છે. બીજાઓ પણ પોતાને આ રીતે જાણે, ઓછામાં ઓછી એટલી તો અપેક્ષા બીજાઓ પાસે પિતા રાખે કે નહિ ?
આપણી પાસેતો થોડા ઉત્સવો છે, જેને ઉજવતી વખતે માતા-પિતા ને યાદ કરી લઈએ. તેમના પ્રત્યેનું ઋણ ચુકવવા આપણે તેમને પગે લાગીએ અને એમના આશીર્વાદ મેળવીએ અને આપણાજ સંસ્કાર, ધર્મ, નાત-જાતના ભેદભાવ વગર આપણી પછીની પેઢીને પણ આપીને યથાશક્તિ પિતૃ તર્પણ કરીએ.
સમજવાનો પ્રયત્ન કર્યો છે ખરો ? પિતાનું મહત્વ હોવા છતાં પણ તેના વિષે વધુ લખવામાં નથી આવતું કે
નથી બોલવા માં આવતું.
કોઈપણ વ્યાખ્યાનકાર માતા વિષે બોલ્યા કરે છે, સંત મહાત્માઓ પણ માતાના મહત્વ વિશેજ વધારે કહે છે,
દેવ-દેવીઓએ પણ માતાના જ ગુણગાન ગયા છે. લેખકો-કવિઓ એ પણ માતાના ખુબ વખાણ કર્યાં છે. સારી
વસ્તુ ને માતાની જ ઉપમા આપવામાં આવે છે.
પણ ક્યાય પિતા વિષે બોલાતું નથી. કેટલાક લોકોએ પિતાની કલ્પના ને કલમની ભાષામાં મૂકી છે પણ તે ઉગ્ર, વ્યસની અને મારઝૂડ કરનારા જ હોયછે. આવા પિતાઓ સમાજમાં એકાદ-બે ટકા હશેજ પણ સારા પિતાઓ વિષે શું લખાયું છે ?
માતા પાસે આંસુનો દરિયો હોય છે પણ પિતા પાસે સંયમની દીવાલ હોય છે. માતા રડીને છૂટી થઇ જાય છે પણ સાંત્વન આપવાનું કામ તો પિતાએજ કરવું પડે છે. અને રડવા કરતા સાંત્વન આપવામાં વધુ મહેનત કરવી પડે છે કારણકે દીવા કરતા દીવી વધારે ગરમ હોય છેને ! પણ શ્રેય તો હમેશા દીવાનેજ મળે છે.
રોજ આપણને સગવડ કરી આપનારી માતા યાદ રહે છે. પણ જીવનની આજીવિકાની વ્યવસ્થા કરનારા
પિતાને આપણે કેટલી સહજતા થી ભૂલી જઈએ છીએ ?
બધાની સામે મોકળા મને માતા રડી શકે છે પણ રાત્રે તકીયામાં મોઢું છુપાવીને ડુસકા ભરે છે તે પિતા હોય છે. માતા રડે છે પણ પિતાને તો રડી પણ શકાતું નથી. પોતાના પિતા મૃત્યુ પામે છતાં આપણાં પિતા રડી શકતા નથી, કારણકે નાના ભાઈ બહેનો ને સાચવવાના હોયછે, પોતાની માતા મૃત્યુ પામેતોપણ પિતા રડી શકતા નથી.
કારણકે બહેન ને આધાર આપવાનો હોય છે. પત્ની અડધે રસ્તે સાથ છોડી ને જતી રહે તો બાળકોના આંસુ લૂછવાનું કામ પણ પિતા એજ કરવાનું હોય છે.
જીજાબાઇ એ શિવાજી ને ઘડ્યા એમ ચોક્કસ પણે કહેવું જોઈએ પણ તે સમયે શાહજી રાજાએ કરેલી મહેનત
ને પણ ધ્યાનમાં લેવી જોઈએ.
દેવકી-યશોદા ના કાર્યની પ્રશંશા અવશ્ય કરીએ પણ નદીના પુરમાંથી મધરાતે માથા ઉપર બાળકને સુરક્ષિત પણે
લઇ જનારા વાસુદેવને પણ મહત્વ આપીએ. રામ એ કૌશલ્યાના પુત્ર અવશ્ય છે પણ પુત્ર વિયોગથી તરફડીને મૃત્યુ પામ્યા તે પિતા દશરથ હતા.
પિતાના ઠેકઠેકાણે સંધાયેલા જોડા જોઈએ તો તેમનો પ્રેમ નજરે ચડે. તેમનું ફાટેલું ગંજી જોઈએ તો સમજાય કે
” આપણાંનસીબના કાણા તેના ગંજીમાં પડ્યા છે ”. તેમનો દાઢી વધેલો ચહેરો તેમની કરકસર દેખાડે છે. દીકરા દીકરી નેનવા જીન્સ લઇ આપશે પણ પોતે તો જુનો લેંઘોજ વાપરશે. સંતાનો ૧૦૦/૨૦૦ રૂપિયા પાર્લર કે સલુન માં જઈને બીલ કરશે પણ તેમનાજ ઘરના પિતા દાઢીનો સાબુ ખલાશ થઇ ગયો હશે તો ન્હાવાના સાબુથી દાઢી કરી લેશે. ઘણીવાર તો ખાલી પાણી લગાડી નેજ દાઢી કરી લેતાં હોય છે.
પિતા માંદા પડે ત્યારે તરતજ દવાખાને જતા નથી. તે માંદગીથી ડરતા નથી પણ જો ડોક્ટર એકાદ મહિનો આરામ કરવાનું કહી દેશે તો શું કરવું તેનો ડર લાગે છે. કારણકે દીકરીના લગ્ન અને દીકરાનું શિક્ષણ બાકી હોય છે. ઘરમાં આવકનું બીજું કોઈપણ સાધન હોતું નથી.
પહોચ હોય કે નહોય પણ દીકરાને એન્જીનીયરીંગ કે મેડીકલમાં પ્રવેશ અપાવે છે. ખેંચ ભોગવીને પણ બાળક
ને નિયમિત હોસ્ટેલમાં પૈસા મોકલેછે, પણ કેટલાક દીકરાઓ જે તારીખે પૈસા મળે તેજ તારીખે પરમીટરૂમ માં
પાર્ટીઓ આપે છે અને જે પિતાએ પૈસા મોકલ્યા હોય તેનીજ મજાક ઉડાડે છે.
પિતા ઘરનું અસ્તિત્વ હોય છે. જે ઘરમાં પિતા હોય છે,તે ઘર તરફ કોઈપણ ઉંચી આંખ કરીને જોઈ શકતું નથી. કારણકે ઘરના કર્તાહર્તા જીવંત છે. જો તેઓ કંઈપણ કરતા ન હોય તોપણ મહત્વના કર્તાહર્તા તરીકેના પદ ઉપર હોય છે. અને ઘરના કામ જુવે છે, સંભાળે છે.
માતા હોવી અથવા તો માતા હોવાના સત્યને પિતાને લીધેજ અર્થ મળે છે એટલેકે પિતા હોયતોજ માતાનું અસ્તિત્વ શક્ય હોય છે. કોઈપણ પરીક્ષા નું પરિણામ આવે ત્યારે માતાજ સહુથી નજીકની લાગે કારણકે બાજુમાં લે છે,
વખાણ કરે છે, આશિષ આપે છે, પણ ગુપચુપ જઈને પેંડા પડીકા લાવનારા પિતા કોઈના ધ્યાનમાં રહેતા નથી.
બાળક આવવાનું હોય તેવી સુવાવડી સ્ત્રીનું ખુબ મહત્વ હોય છે પણ હોસ્પીટલની લોબીમાં અસ્વસ્થ થઈને
આમ થી તેમ આંટા મારનારા એ આવનારા બાળકના પિતાની કોઈ નોંધ લેતું નથી.
દાઝી ગયા, ઠેશ લાગી કે માર વાગ્યો કે તરતજ “ઓં માં” આ શબ્દો મોઢા માંથી બ્હાર પડેછે પણ રસ્તો
ઓળંગતા એકાદ ટ્રક નજીક આવીને જોરથી બ્રેક મારેતો “બાપ રે” આજ શબ્દ બ્હાર પડે છે. નાના સંકટો
માટે ચાલે પણ મોટી સમસ્યાઓ ના વાદ્ળો ઘેરાય ત્યારે પિતાજ યાદ આવે.
કોઈપણ સારા પ્રસંગે ઘરની દરેક વ્યક્તિ જતી હોય છે,પણ મરણ ના પ્રસંગે પિતાએજ જવું પડે છે.
પિતા શ્રીમંત સાસરું ધરાવતી દીકરીને ત્યાં બહુ જશે નહિ પણ દીકરી ગરીબ ઘરમાં આપી હશે તો ભલે ઉભા ઉભા ખબર કાઢવા જવું પડે, તે ચોક્કસ દીકરીના ઘરના ચક્કર કાપશે.
યુવાન દીકરો ઘરે મોડો આવે ત્યારે પિતાજ તેની રાહ જોઇને મધરાત સુધી ઉજાગરો કરતા હોય છે.
દીકરા ની નોકરી માટે સાહેબ સામે લાચાર થનારા પિતા, દીકરીને પરણાવવા માટે ઠેક ઠેકાણે મુરતિયા જોવા ઉંબરા ઘસતા પિતા, ઘરના લોકો માટે પોતાની વ્યથા અને જરૂરતને કોરાણે મૂકી દેતા પિતા કેટલા ગ્રેટ હોય છે ખરુંને ?
પિતાનું મહત્વ કોને સમજાય છે ?
બાળપણમાંજ જો પિતા ગુજરી જાય તો અનેક જવાબદારીઓ ખુબ નાની ઉમરમાં સંભાળવી પડે છે. તેને એકએક વસ્તુ માટે તરસવું પડે છે. પિતાને ખરા અર્થમાં સમજી શકે તો તે છે ઘર ની દીકરી! સાસરે ગયેલી કે ઘરથી દુર રહેતી દીકરી પિતા સાથે ફોનમાં વાત કરે ત્યારે પિતાનો બદલાયેલો અવાજ એક ક્ષણમાં ઓળખી જાય છે.
કોઈપણ દીકરી પોતાની ઈચ્છા બાજુમાં મુકીને પિતા કહે તે જગ્યાએ લગ્નની વેદી ઉપર ચઢી જતી હોય તેવા પ્રસંગો શું આજે પણ સમાજ માં નથી બનતા? દીકરી પિતાને ઓળખે છે, સાચવે છે. બીજાઓ પણ પોતાને આ રીતે જાણે, ઓછામાં ઓછી એટલી તો અપેક્ષા બીજાઓ પાસે પિતા રાખે કે નહિ ?
આપણી પાસેતો થોડા ઉત્સવો છે, જેને ઉજવતી વખતે માતા-પિતા ને યાદ કરી લઈએ. તેમના પ્રત્યેનું ઋણ ચુકવવા આપણે તેમને પગે લાગીએ અને એમના આશીર્વાદ મેળવીએ અને આપણાજ સંસ્કાર, ધર્મ, નાત-જાતના ભેદભાવ વગર આપણી પછીની પેઢીને પણ આપીને યથાશક્તિ પિતૃ તર્પણ કરીએ.
Friday, July 16, 2010
For u friends - dts Real
Dear All Friends,
Awesome mail…but d best part is signature...
(By a Programmer.. . )
Sweetheart ,
I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...
Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tommorrow That Company
But always want ur company!
Thanking You
Awesome mail…but d best part is signature...
(By a Programmer.. . )
Sweetheart ,
I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...
Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tommorrow That Company
But always want ur company!
Thanking You
Thursday, July 15, 2010
હ્રદય તૂટી ગયું છે
હ્રદય તૂટી ગયું છે પણ હ્રદય-ધબકાર બાકી છે,
ભલે થઇ વારતા પૂરી પરંતુ સાર બાકી છે.
તમે છેડી તો જુઓ સહેજ મુજ ખંડિત હ્રદય-વીણા,
તૂટેલા તાર માંહે પણ કંઇ ઝણકાર બાકી છે.
ગમે ત્યારે જીવનમાં નવજીવન લાવી શકું છું હું,
હજુ તો લોહીમાં મારા જીવન-ધબકાર બાકી છે.
મહતા છે જીવનને સંકટોથી પાર કરવામાં,
ભલે તોફાન બાકી છે, ભલે મઝધાર બાકી છે.
ભલે થઇ વારતા પૂરી પરંતુ સાર બાકી છે.
તમે છેડી તો જુઓ સહેજ મુજ ખંડિત હ્રદય-વીણા,
તૂટેલા તાર માંહે પણ કંઇ ઝણકાર બાકી છે.
ગમે ત્યારે જીવનમાં નવજીવન લાવી શકું છું હું,
હજુ તો લોહીમાં મારા જીવન-ધબકાર બાકી છે.
મહતા છે જીવનને સંકટોથી પાર કરવામાં,
ભલે તોફાન બાકી છે, ભલે મઝધાર બાકી છે.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Infy at it's best..
Infosys employee Mohan's personal mobile rang when he was in office, on a boring Monday afternoon.
"Hello Sir, this is from HDFC Bank sir, we have a very good offer with our new Golden Credit Card which has an enhanced monthly limit and lesser interest rates. Can u spare a minute so that I expla..."
" Ya ya.. Infact I was exactly in need of that. U called me at the right time. But I ve a meeting at 5 o clock. As its still 2 pm , go on"
"Oh thank You sir. Well this card provides you unlimited offers, discounts in..(blah blah blah)"
"hmm.. Oh ok... Nice"
"not only that ithas provisions for emi ... (blah blah blah blah)"
"wow..thats great..."
She explains him all the ins and outs of that card for hours and finally asks
"So, sir, would you like to have one?"
"Well, it really looks cool. But I need a moment to think. Also, since its already half past 4, I need to get prepared for the meeting. So can I tell you my decision tomorrow if you don't mind? "
"No problem sir, I shall call you tomorrow, have a nice day sir."
Next day, she calls and now he asks for comparison between their and other banks' cards. She explains him to the best of her knowledge, for more than an hour, going through various websites and databases.
"Very cool sounds interesting. But as a software engineer, I know that no product is without drawbacks. So, tomorrow can u call me and briefly, in one or two hours, explain the potential risks in that? "
"Ok sir , no problem. Have a nice day" says with a bit of frustration.
"Oh God, how much analysis they do ! May be that's why he is in Infosys, the software giant" she thinks.
For the next 2 days same thing continues as she explains him about the risks, the future enhancements , what if he goes abroad in between and stuffs like those for hours together.
On Friday, she calls him again and after giving him again a summary of what she had explained in the last 4 days, she asks finally
"Sir , now would you like to buy?"
"Infact , the offer is good and beneficial. But I m not interested now, please. I m sorry"
"Sir, but you told u were in need of this"
"Yes, but that was on Monday. Please, I am sorry. "
"Ohh ok LLL" she says, all disappointed. "Anyway, sir, please atleast fill in the form which I ll send u now, because I need the "Reason for Rejection" part of that form to submit to my manager here, please, at least"
"Sure . send it at mohan_tippasandra@infosys.com ".
The next day, she reads his filled form and as if to add up her frustrations, she finds the "Reason for Rejection" column filled as ' I don't need it as my wife is back from her native' .
Confused of what it means, she calls him up again, annoyed by the way heavy heads of the multinational giant think and examine a situation.
"Sir, can u please explain me what your reason of rejection actually means. Please, I m not getting it"
"Oh that one... Listen. Actually, I ve newly bought a Virgin sim . So for every incoming call, I got 20 ps per minute. Since you were explaining it for hours together, I, on an average, got around 20 to 25 rupees every day. Using that, I used to call my wife who had been to her native. As she is now back, I no longer need it. Your "CREDIT" card actually provided credits to my sim. Moreover, wen u r in a company like this, u analyze a lot about how to save money!! "
"Hello Sir, this is from HDFC Bank sir, we have a very good offer with our new Golden Credit Card which has an enhanced monthly limit and lesser interest rates. Can u spare a minute so that I expla..."
" Ya ya.. Infact I was exactly in need of that. U called me at the right time. But I ve a meeting at 5 o clock. As its still 2 pm , go on"
"Oh thank You sir. Well this card provides you unlimited offers, discounts in..(blah blah blah)"
"hmm.. Oh ok... Nice"
"not only that ithas provisions for emi ... (blah blah blah blah)"
"wow..thats great..."
She explains him all the ins and outs of that card for hours and finally asks
"So, sir, would you like to have one?"
"Well, it really looks cool. But I need a moment to think. Also, since its already half past 4, I need to get prepared for the meeting. So can I tell you my decision tomorrow if you don't mind? "
"No problem sir, I shall call you tomorrow, have a nice day sir."
Next day, she calls and now he asks for comparison between their and other banks' cards. She explains him to the best of her knowledge, for more than an hour, going through various websites and databases.
"Very cool sounds interesting. But as a software engineer, I know that no product is without drawbacks. So, tomorrow can u call me and briefly, in one or two hours, explain the potential risks in that? "
"Ok sir , no problem. Have a nice day" says with a bit of frustration.
"Oh God, how much analysis they do ! May be that's why he is in Infosys, the software giant" she thinks.
For the next 2 days same thing continues as she explains him about the risks, the future enhancements , what if he goes abroad in between and stuffs like those for hours together.
On Friday, she calls him again and after giving him again a summary of what she had explained in the last 4 days, she asks finally
"Sir , now would you like to buy?"
"Infact , the offer is good and beneficial. But I m not interested now, please. I m sorry"
"Sir, but you told u were in need of this"
"Yes, but that was on Monday. Please, I am sorry. "
"Ohh ok LLL" she says, all disappointed. "Anyway, sir, please atleast fill in the form which I ll send u now, because I need the "Reason for Rejection" part of that form to submit to my manager here, please, at least"
"Sure . send it at mohan_tippasandra@infosys.com ".
The next day, she reads his filled form and as if to add up her frustrations, she finds the "Reason for Rejection" column filled as ' I don't need it as my wife is back from her native' .
Confused of what it means, she calls him up again, annoyed by the way heavy heads of the multinational giant think and examine a situation.
"Sir, can u please explain me what your reason of rejection actually means. Please, I m not getting it"
"Oh that one... Listen. Actually, I ve newly bought a Virgin sim . So for every incoming call, I got 20 ps per minute. Since you were explaining it for hours together, I, on an average, got around 20 to 25 rupees every day. Using that, I used to call my wife who had been to her native. As she is now back, I no longer need it. Your "CREDIT" card actually provided credits to my sim. Moreover, wen u r in a company like this, u analyze a lot about how to save money!! "
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Killer PJs - Guaranteed to Kill Everybody
1) Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than Eiffel Tower?
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Yes
How??
Eiffel Tower Can't Jump
2) What is the Advantage Of Unmarried Life?
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.
.Think.
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.
.
.
Think.
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.
Think
U Can Use Ur Bed's Both side.
3) Is Love Possible With Out Money?
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Yes, but this facility is available for GIRLS ONLY.
4) Which weapon can u make by combining Potassium,
Nickel and Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.
Got confused?
Ok.
Just see how?
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,their combinatn is
'K Ni Fe'
5) some doubts:
If all nations in the world are in debt so where did the all money go?
When dog food new with improved test ,who test it?
If black box flight recoder never demaged during plane crash , why whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Who is copyrighted the copyright symbol?
6)who is the laziest person in the world?
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.
Who invented the SNOOZE option in alarm.
7) Tell me which ANIMAL can't
Walk
Speak
Listen
Fly
Eat
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.
This is the ANIMAL Written on Board .
8.Why we can find sun in the day only not in night ?
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.
Because he is mamma's boy.
His mom says look, dark outside so just go inside and sleep :J
9) Which fish cant swim in water ?
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Dead fish
10) How can an elephant enter the small car.?
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What? friend its highly impossible
11) Which DRIVER has no license to drive but still Working?
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SCREW DRIVER
12) Computer is shameless,HOW? ??
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.
because it has hardware and software But,
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.
.
.
.
.
no underwear.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yes
How??
Eiffel Tower Can't Jump
2) What is the Advantage Of Unmarried Life?
.
.
.
.
.Think.
.
.
.
.
Think.
.
.
.
Think
U Can Use Ur Bed's Both side.
3) Is Love Possible With Out Money?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yes, but this facility is available for GIRLS ONLY.
4) Which weapon can u make by combining Potassium,
Nickel and Iron?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans:
KNiFe.
Got confused?
Ok.
Just see how?
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,their combinatn is
'K Ni Fe'
5) some doubts:
If all nations in the world are in debt so where did the all money go?
When dog food new with improved test ,who test it?
If black box flight recoder never demaged during plane crash , why whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Who is copyrighted the copyright symbol?
6)who is the laziest person in the world?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Who invented the SNOOZE option in alarm.
7) Tell me which ANIMAL can't
Walk
Speak
Listen
Fly
Eat
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
This is the ANIMAL Written on Board .
8.Why we can find sun in the day only not in night ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because he is mamma's boy.
His mom says look, dark outside so just go inside and sleep :J
9) Which fish cant swim in water ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dead fish
10) How can an elephant enter the small car.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
What? friend its highly impossible
11) Which DRIVER has no license to drive but still Working?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SCREW DRIVER
12) Computer is shameless,HOW? ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
because it has hardware and software But,
.
.
.
.
.
.
no underwear.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Loving :)
HAVE NO FEAR
Do not shed any tears
I am with you still when I am not
I know I have loved a woman who has strong heart
When my memories are there we can never be apart
Open your hands I will hold them
You just have to feel my touch that’s all
Doesn’t matter if I am not there
I am still with you for your each new start
Don’t keep any fear of falling alone
May be you will find yourself all on your own
But just close your eyes and feel me beside you
This much is enough and your fear will be gone
I am also trying to do the same
But when I cry I pour the rain
Let me take these stars and moon for you
Because I know that one day we will meet again
Even when I have lost my breath
But still I heat my heart pounding
Because I know that my soul is in you now
So as long you are there I will be alive
So have no fear of falling alone
Don’t cry, soon this time will be gone
Do not shed any tears
I am with you still when I am not
I know I have loved a woman who has strong heart
When my memories are there we can never be apart
Open your hands I will hold them
You just have to feel my touch that’s all
Doesn’t matter if I am not there
I am still with you for your each new start
Don’t keep any fear of falling alone
May be you will find yourself all on your own
But just close your eyes and feel me beside you
This much is enough and your fear will be gone
I am also trying to do the same
But when I cry I pour the rain
Let me take these stars and moon for you
Because I know that one day we will meet again
Even when I have lost my breath
But still I heat my heart pounding
Because I know that my soul is in you now
So as long you are there I will be alive
So have no fear of falling alone
Don’t cry, soon this time will be gone
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Power of Money [MUST READ]
Power of Money, By Adam Khoo
(Singapore's youngest millionaire at 26 yrs.)
Some of you may already know that I travel around the region pretty
frequently, having to visit and conduct seminars at my offices in
Malaysia,Indonesia, Thailand and Suzhou (China). I am in the airport
almost every other week so I get to bump into many people who have
attended my seminars or have read my books.
Recently, someone came up to me on a plane to KL and looked rather
shocked. He asked, 'How come a millionaire like you is traveling
economy?' My reply was, 'That's why I am a millionaire. ' He still
looked pretty confused.
This again confirms that greatest lie ever told about wealth (which I
wrote about in my latest book 'Secrets of Self-Made Millionaires').
Many people have been brainwashed to think that millionaires have to
wear Gucci, Hugo Boss, Rolex, and sit on first class in air travel.
This is why so many people never become rich because the moment that
earn more money, they think that it is only natural that they spend
more, putting them back to square one.
The truth is that most self-made millionaires are frugal and only
spend on what is necessary and of value. That is why they are able to
accumulate and multiply their wealth so much faster.
Over the last 7 years, I have saved about 80% of my income while today
I save only about 60% (because I have my wife, mother in law, 2 maids,
2 kids, etc. to support). Still, it is way above most people who save
10% of their income (if they are lucky).
I refuse to buy a first class ticket or to buy a $300 shirt because I
think that it is a complete waste of money. However, I happily pay
$1,300 to send my 2-year old daughter to Julia Gabriel Speech and
Drama without thinking twice.
When I joined the YEO (Young Entrepreneur's Orgn) a few years back
(YEO) is an exclusive club open to those who are under 40 and make
over $1m a year in their own business) I discovered that those who
were self-made thought like me. Many of them with net worth well over
$5m, travelled economy class and some even drove Toyota's and Nissans,
not Audis, Mercs, BMWs.
I noticed that it was only those who never had to work hard to build
their own wealth (there were also a few ministers' and tycoons' sons
in the club) who spent like there was no tomorrow. Somehow, when you
did not have to build everything from scratch, you do not really value
money. This is precisely the reason why a family's wealth (no matter
how much) rarely lasts past the third generation.
Thank God my rich dad foresaw this terrible possibility and refused to
give me a cent to start my business.
Then some people ask me, 'What is the point in making so much money if
you don't enjoy it?' The thing is that I don't really find happiness
in buying branded clothes, jewellery or sitting first class. Even if
buying something makes me happy it is only for a while, it does not
last.
Material happiness never lasts, it just give you a quick fix. After a
while you feel lousy again and have to buy the next thing which you
think will make you happy. I always think that if you need material
things to make you happy, then you live a pretty sad and unfulfilled
life.
Instead, what makes me happy is when I see my children laughing and
playing and learning so fast. What makes me happy is when I see my
companies and trainers reaching more and more people every year in so
many more countries.
What makes me really happy is when I read all the emails about how my
books and seminars have touched and inspired someone's life.
What makes me really happy is reading all your wonderful posts about
how this blog is inspiring you. This happiness makes me feel really
good for a long time, much much more than what a Rolex would do for
me.
I think the point I want to put across is that happiness must come
from doing your life's work (be it teaching, building homes,
designing, trading, winning tournaments etc.) and the money that comes
is only a by-product.
If you hate what you are doing and rely on the money you earn to make
you happy by buying stuff, then I think that you are living a
meaninglessness life.
PERFECTION !!!!
Not excellence, I aim for perfection, I shall attain excellence.
(Singapore's youngest millionaire at 26 yrs.)
Some of you may already know that I travel around the region pretty
frequently, having to visit and conduct seminars at my offices in
Malaysia,Indonesia, Thailand and Suzhou (China). I am in the airport
almost every other week so I get to bump into many people who have
attended my seminars or have read my books.
Recently, someone came up to me on a plane to KL and looked rather
shocked. He asked, 'How come a millionaire like you is traveling
economy?' My reply was, 'That's why I am a millionaire. ' He still
looked pretty confused.
This again confirms that greatest lie ever told about wealth (which I
wrote about in my latest book 'Secrets of Self-Made Millionaires').
Many people have been brainwashed to think that millionaires have to
wear Gucci, Hugo Boss, Rolex, and sit on first class in air travel.
This is why so many people never become rich because the moment that
earn more money, they think that it is only natural that they spend
more, putting them back to square one.
The truth is that most self-made millionaires are frugal and only
spend on what is necessary and of value. That is why they are able to
accumulate and multiply their wealth so much faster.
Over the last 7 years, I have saved about 80% of my income while today
I save only about 60% (because I have my wife, mother in law, 2 maids,
2 kids, etc. to support). Still, it is way above most people who save
10% of their income (if they are lucky).
I refuse to buy a first class ticket or to buy a $300 shirt because I
think that it is a complete waste of money. However, I happily pay
$1,300 to send my 2-year old daughter to Julia Gabriel Speech and
Drama without thinking twice.
When I joined the YEO (Young Entrepreneur's Orgn) a few years back
(YEO) is an exclusive club open to those who are under 40 and make
over $1m a year in their own business) I discovered that those who
were self-made thought like me. Many of them with net worth well over
$5m, travelled economy class and some even drove Toyota's and Nissans,
not Audis, Mercs, BMWs.
I noticed that it was only those who never had to work hard to build
their own wealth (there were also a few ministers' and tycoons' sons
in the club) who spent like there was no tomorrow. Somehow, when you
did not have to build everything from scratch, you do not really value
money. This is precisely the reason why a family's wealth (no matter
how much) rarely lasts past the third generation.
Thank God my rich dad foresaw this terrible possibility and refused to
give me a cent to start my business.
Then some people ask me, 'What is the point in making so much money if
you don't enjoy it?' The thing is that I don't really find happiness
in buying branded clothes, jewellery or sitting first class. Even if
buying something makes me happy it is only for a while, it does not
last.
Material happiness never lasts, it just give you a quick fix. After a
while you feel lousy again and have to buy the next thing which you
think will make you happy. I always think that if you need material
things to make you happy, then you live a pretty sad and unfulfilled
life.
Instead, what makes me happy is when I see my children laughing and
playing and learning so fast. What makes me happy is when I see my
companies and trainers reaching more and more people every year in so
many more countries.
What makes me really happy is when I read all the emails about how my
books and seminars have touched and inspired someone's life.
What makes me really happy is reading all your wonderful posts about
how this blog is inspiring you. This happiness makes me feel really
good for a long time, much much more than what a Rolex would do for
me.
I think the point I want to put across is that happiness must come
from doing your life's work (be it teaching, building homes,
designing, trading, winning tournaments etc.) and the money that comes
is only a by-product.
If you hate what you are doing and rely on the money you earn to make
you happy by buying stuff, then I think that you are living a
meaninglessness life.
PERFECTION !!!!
Not excellence, I aim for perfection, I shall attain excellence.
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Significance of No. 108
What is the significance of Number 108 in Hindu Mythology?
As per Indian mythology, Indian culture has a very special significance of
number 108. What is this number represent, and why is it so important?
1) In one minute, we breathe in approximately 15 times, in 1 hour 900 times,
and in 12 hours 10800 times, and in a day 10800 * 2 times. A day consists
of 24 hours, and if we set aside half the day for our day to day routines,
then one can spend 12 hours for recitation of one's idol. Therefore, the
maximmum number of times that one can recite "mantra", or perform "Jap" are
10800. If one wants to obtain 100% benefit of its jap, then performing
jap 108 times will give you the benefit of 100%. That's why in a "Mala",
there are 108 beads. It is written in Vedas, that 1 Jap corresponds to
1 mala (which has 108 beads), therefore performing jap of 108 malas will
result in 100% benefit.
2) Astronomically, there are 27 constillations in our galaxy, and each one them
has 4 directions, and 27 * 4 = 108, In other words the number 108 covers
the whole galaxy.
3) According to Indian scriptures, letter 9 corresponds to Lord Brahma (the
creator of universe). Mathematically, the interesting property of 9 is
9x1 = 9
9 x 2 = 18 (8+1 = 9)
9 * 3 = 27 (7+2 = 9)
9 * 12 = 108 (1+0+8 = 9)
4) In Hindu religion, number 9 is very important. Keeping the importance of
number 9, Rishi Vyas has created 9 Purans, 108 MahaPuran (Upnishads).
Mahabharat has 18 chapters, Geeta has 18 chapters, Bhagavat has 108000
Shloks (verses).
The addition of digits of number 108 is 9, and number 9 is related with
Brahma, that's why 108 is very important, and came into lot of Indian
scriptures.
5) Indian Vedas, treats the Sun as God, and Sun has 12 signs (Zodiac signs).
In Yajurved, Sun is related with Lord Brahma (the number 9), remember -
12 * 9 = 108; therefore for Gods Prayer, the number 108 is very sacred.
6) According to Indian mythology, there are 4 Yugs
Satyug - consists of 172,800 years (1+7+2+8 = 18 == (1+8 = 9)
TretaYug consists of 1296000 years (1+2+9+6 = 18 = (1+8 = 9)
DwaparYug consists of 864000 years (8+4+6) = 18 = (1+8 = 9)
Kaliyug consists of 432000 years (4+3+2) = 9
Harshad number: 108 is a Harshad number, which is an integer divisible by the sum of its digits (Harshad is from Sanskrit, and means "great joy")
Desires: There are said to be 108 earthly desires in mortals.
Lies: There are said to be 108 lies that humans tell.
Delusions: There are said to be 108 human delusions or forms of ignorance.
Heart Chakra: The chakras are the intersections of energy lines, and there are said to be a total of 108 energy lines converging to form the heart chakra. One of them, sushumna leads to the crown chakra, and is said to be the path to Self-realization.
Sanskrit alphabet: There are 54 letters in the Sanskrit alphabet. Each has masculine and feminine, shiva and shakti. 54 times 2 is 108.
Pranayama: If one is able to be so calm in meditation as to have only 108 breaths in a day, enlightenment will come.
Upanishads: Some say there are 108 Upanishads, texts of the wisdom of the ancient sages.
Sri Yantra: On the Sri Yantra there are marmas where three lines intersect, and there are 54 such intersections. Each intersections has masculine and feminine, shiva and shakti qualities. 54 times 2 equals 108. Thus, there are 108 points that define the Sri Yantra as well as the human body. The angle formed by two adjacent lines in a pentagon equals 108 degrees.
Pentagon: The angle formed by two adjacent lines in a pentagon equals 108 degrees.
Marmas: Marmas or marmasthanas are like energy intersections called chakras, except have fewer energy lines converging to form them. There are said to be 108 marmas in the subtle body.
Time: Some say there are 108 feelings, with 36 related to the past, 36 related to the present, and 36 related to the future.
8 extra beads: In doing a practice of counting the number of repetitions of the mala, 100 are counted as completed. The remaining are said to cover errors or omissions. The 8 are also said to be an offering to God and Guru.
Chemistry: Interestingly, there are about 115 elements known on the periodic table of the elements. Most of those, around or higher than the number 100 only exist in the laboratory, and some for only thousandths of a second. The number that naturally exist on Earth is around 100.
Astrology: There are 12 constellations, and 9 arc segments called namshas or chandrakalas. 9 times 12 equals 108. Chandra is moon, and kalas are the divisions within a whole.
River Ganga : The sacred River Ganga spans a longitude of 12 degrees (79 to 91), and a latitude of 9 degrees (22 to 31). 12 times 9 equals 108.
Planets and Houses: In astrology, there are 12 houses and 9 planets. 12 times 9 equals 108.
Goddess names: There are said to be 108 Indian goddess names.
Gopis of Krishna: In the Krishna tradition, there were said to be 108 gopis or maid servants of Krishna .
1, 0, and 8: Some say that 1 stands for God or higher Truth, 0 stands for emptiness or completeness in spiritual practice, and 8 stands for infinity or eternity.
Sun and Earth: The diameter of the Sun is 108 times the diameter of the Earth. The distance from the Sun to the Earth is 108 times the diameter of the Sun.
Moon and Earth: The average distance of the Moon from the Earth is 108 times the diameter of the Moon.
Silver and the moon: In astrology, the metal silver is said to represent the moon. The atomic weight of silver is ?108.
Numerical scale: The 1 of 108, and the 8 of 108, when added together equals 9, which is the number of the numerical scale, i.e. 1, 2, 3 ... 10, etc., where 0 is not a number.
Meditations: Some say there are 108 styles of meditation.
Breath: Tantra estimates the average number of breaths per day at 21,600, of which 10,800 are solar energy, and 10,800 are lunar energy. Multiplying 108 by 100 is 10,800. Multiplying 2 x 10,800 equals 21,600.
Paths to God: Some suggest that there are 108 paths to God.
Smaller divisions: The number 108 is divided, such as in half, third, quarter, or twelfth, so that some malas have 54, 36, 27, or 9 beads.
Hinduism: 108 is said to refer to the number of Hindu deities. Some say that each of the deities has 108 names.
Islam: The number 108 is used in Islam to refer to God.
Jain: In the Jain religion, 108 are the combined virtues of five categories of holy ones, including 12, 8, 36, 25, and 27 virtues respectively.
Sikh: The Sikh tradition has a mala of 108 knots tied in a string of wool, rather than beads.
Buddhism: Some Buddhists carve 108 small Buddhas on a walnut for good luck. Some ring a bell 108 times to celebrate a new year. There are said to be 108 virtues to cultivate and 108 defilements to avoid.
Chinese: The Chinese Buddhists and Taoists use a 108 bead mala, which is called su-chu, and has three dividing beads, so the mala is divided into three parts of 36 each. Chinese astrology says that there are 108 sacred stars.
Stages of the soul: Said that Atman, the human soul or center goes through 108 stages on the journey.
Meru: This is a larger bead, not part of the 108. It is not tied in the sequence of the other beads. It is the quiding bead, the one that marks the beginning and end of the mala.
Dance: There are 108 forms of dance in the Indian traditions.
Praiseworthy souls: There are 108 qualities of praiseworthy soul
First man in space: The first manned space flight lasted 108 minutes, and was on April 12, 1961 by Yuri Gagarin, a Soviet cosmonaut
Time: Some say there are 108 feelings, with 36 related to the past, 36 related to the present, and 36 related to the future.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
As per Indian mythology, Indian culture has a very special significance of
number 108. What is this number represent, and why is it so important?
1) In one minute, we breathe in approximately 15 times, in 1 hour 900 times,
and in 12 hours 10800 times, and in a day 10800 * 2 times. A day consists
of 24 hours, and if we set aside half the day for our day to day routines,
then one can spend 12 hours for recitation of one's idol. Therefore, the
maximmum number of times that one can recite "mantra", or perform "Jap" are
10800. If one wants to obtain 100% benefit of its jap, then performing
jap 108 times will give you the benefit of 100%. That's why in a "Mala",
there are 108 beads. It is written in Vedas, that 1 Jap corresponds to
1 mala (which has 108 beads), therefore performing jap of 108 malas will
result in 100% benefit.
2) Astronomically, there are 27 constillations in our galaxy, and each one them
has 4 directions, and 27 * 4 = 108, In other words the number 108 covers
the whole galaxy.
3) According to Indian scriptures, letter 9 corresponds to Lord Brahma (the
creator of universe). Mathematically, the interesting property of 9 is
9x1 = 9
9 x 2 = 18 (8+1 = 9)
9 * 3 = 27 (7+2 = 9)
9 * 12 = 108 (1+0+8 = 9)
4) In Hindu religion, number 9 is very important. Keeping the importance of
number 9, Rishi Vyas has created 9 Purans, 108 MahaPuran (Upnishads).
Mahabharat has 18 chapters, Geeta has 18 chapters, Bhagavat has 108000
Shloks (verses).
The addition of digits of number 108 is 9, and number 9 is related with
Brahma, that's why 108 is very important, and came into lot of Indian
scriptures.
5) Indian Vedas, treats the Sun as God, and Sun has 12 signs (Zodiac signs).
In Yajurved, Sun is related with Lord Brahma (the number 9), remember -
12 * 9 = 108; therefore for Gods Prayer, the number 108 is very sacred.
6) According to Indian mythology, there are 4 Yugs
Satyug - consists of 172,800 years (1+7+2+8 = 18 == (1+8 = 9)
TretaYug consists of 1296000 years (1+2+9+6 = 18 = (1+8 = 9)
DwaparYug consists of 864000 years (8+4+6) = 18 = (1+8 = 9)
Kaliyug consists of 432000 years (4+3+2) = 9
Harshad number: 108 is a Harshad number, which is an integer divisible by the sum of its digits (Harshad is from Sanskrit, and means "great joy")
Desires: There are said to be 108 earthly desires in mortals.
Lies: There are said to be 108 lies that humans tell.
Delusions: There are said to be 108 human delusions or forms of ignorance.
Heart Chakra: The chakras are the intersections of energy lines, and there are said to be a total of 108 energy lines converging to form the heart chakra. One of them, sushumna leads to the crown chakra, and is said to be the path to Self-realization.
Sanskrit alphabet: There are 54 letters in the Sanskrit alphabet. Each has masculine and feminine, shiva and shakti. 54 times 2 is 108.
Pranayama: If one is able to be so calm in meditation as to have only 108 breaths in a day, enlightenment will come.
Upanishads: Some say there are 108 Upanishads, texts of the wisdom of the ancient sages.
Sri Yantra: On the Sri Yantra there are marmas where three lines intersect, and there are 54 such intersections. Each intersections has masculine and feminine, shiva and shakti qualities. 54 times 2 equals 108. Thus, there are 108 points that define the Sri Yantra as well as the human body. The angle formed by two adjacent lines in a pentagon equals 108 degrees.
Pentagon: The angle formed by two adjacent lines in a pentagon equals 108 degrees.
Marmas: Marmas or marmasthanas are like energy intersections called chakras, except have fewer energy lines converging to form them. There are said to be 108 marmas in the subtle body.
Time: Some say there are 108 feelings, with 36 related to the past, 36 related to the present, and 36 related to the future.
8 extra beads: In doing a practice of counting the number of repetitions of the mala, 100 are counted as completed. The remaining are said to cover errors or omissions. The 8 are also said to be an offering to God and Guru.
Chemistry: Interestingly, there are about 115 elements known on the periodic table of the elements. Most of those, around or higher than the number 100 only exist in the laboratory, and some for only thousandths of a second. The number that naturally exist on Earth is around 100.
Astrology: There are 12 constellations, and 9 arc segments called namshas or chandrakalas. 9 times 12 equals 108. Chandra is moon, and kalas are the divisions within a whole.
River Ganga : The sacred River Ganga spans a longitude of 12 degrees (79 to 91), and a latitude of 9 degrees (22 to 31). 12 times 9 equals 108.
Planets and Houses: In astrology, there are 12 houses and 9 planets. 12 times 9 equals 108.
Goddess names: There are said to be 108 Indian goddess names.
Gopis of Krishna: In the Krishna tradition, there were said to be 108 gopis or maid servants of Krishna .
1, 0, and 8: Some say that 1 stands for God or higher Truth, 0 stands for emptiness or completeness in spiritual practice, and 8 stands for infinity or eternity.
Sun and Earth: The diameter of the Sun is 108 times the diameter of the Earth. The distance from the Sun to the Earth is 108 times the diameter of the Sun.
Moon and Earth: The average distance of the Moon from the Earth is 108 times the diameter of the Moon.
Silver and the moon: In astrology, the metal silver is said to represent the moon. The atomic weight of silver is ?108.
Numerical scale: The 1 of 108, and the 8 of 108, when added together equals 9, which is the number of the numerical scale, i.e. 1, 2, 3 ... 10, etc., where 0 is not a number.
Meditations: Some say there are 108 styles of meditation.
Breath: Tantra estimates the average number of breaths per day at 21,600, of which 10,800 are solar energy, and 10,800 are lunar energy. Multiplying 108 by 100 is 10,800. Multiplying 2 x 10,800 equals 21,600.
Paths to God: Some suggest that there are 108 paths to God.
Smaller divisions: The number 108 is divided, such as in half, third, quarter, or twelfth, so that some malas have 54, 36, 27, or 9 beads.
Hinduism: 108 is said to refer to the number of Hindu deities. Some say that each of the deities has 108 names.
Islam: The number 108 is used in Islam to refer to God.
Jain: In the Jain religion, 108 are the combined virtues of five categories of holy ones, including 12, 8, 36, 25, and 27 virtues respectively.
Sikh: The Sikh tradition has a mala of 108 knots tied in a string of wool, rather than beads.
Buddhism: Some Buddhists carve 108 small Buddhas on a walnut for good luck. Some ring a bell 108 times to celebrate a new year. There are said to be 108 virtues to cultivate and 108 defilements to avoid.
Chinese: The Chinese Buddhists and Taoists use a 108 bead mala, which is called su-chu, and has three dividing beads, so the mala is divided into three parts of 36 each. Chinese astrology says that there are 108 sacred stars.
Stages of the soul: Said that Atman, the human soul or center goes through 108 stages on the journey.
Meru: This is a larger bead, not part of the 108. It is not tied in the sequence of the other beads. It is the quiding bead, the one that marks the beginning and end of the mala.
Dance: There are 108 forms of dance in the Indian traditions.
Praiseworthy souls: There are 108 qualities of praiseworthy soul
First man in space: The first manned space flight lasted 108 minutes, and was on April 12, 1961 by Yuri Gagarin, a Soviet cosmonaut
Time: Some say there are 108 feelings, with 36 related to the past, 36 related to the present, and 36 related to the future.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
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