Best interview of the year

Best interview of the year.....

Leaked the questions and answers for you 

Hilarious HR Interviews indeed : Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates....

Some weird answers.... 

Q - Tell us about yourself ? 

A - Yourself is a pronoun used when the subject and the object of the verb are you. 

Q - What are your expectations ? 

A - Salary. 

Q - What challenges did you face in your previous job ? 

A - Staying awake after lunch !! 

Q - Why do you want to join our company ? 

A - Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home.... 

Q - What attracts you to our company ? 

A - The receptionist !! 

Q - Why did you leave your previous job ? 

A - Previous company shifted the office and they didn't tell me the new address !! 

Q -Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ? 

A - Yes...but just don't ask me where I had gone...!

Gujarat University

"Once a boy died & went 2 hell... The devil started to punish him but failed to make him sufer. Devil tried all the punishments but failed everytime.

Finaly, the devil started crying & asked how could he tolerate all this ???
He smiled & replied
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Once i was a student of Gujrat Technological University..!!!"

"After Marriage" Jokes

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

If u r married please ignore this messege, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day


Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

If Columbus had been married...

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions:

· Where are you going?
· With whom?
· Why?
· How are you going?
· To discover what?
· Why only you?
· What do I do when you are not here?
· Can I come with you?
· When will you be back?
· Would you have dinner at home?
· What would you bring for me?
· You deliberately made this plan without me, didnt you?
· You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
· Answer me why?
· I want to go to my mothers house.
· I want you to drop me there.
· I dont want to come back ever!
· What do you mean, OK?
· Why arent you stopping me?
· I dont understand what this whole discovery thing is about.
· You always do things like this.
· Last time you also did the same thing!
· Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
· I still dont understand what else is left to be discovered!

A funny email which I read today...

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.



So both groups gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..




Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come.......When TC arrives,




All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes Away....




NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):




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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal".....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all !!!!!..

TC arrives.....




ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET. ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.




One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the

ticket and comes in Eng. Bathroom...!

TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined..




SCENE 3 (LONAVALA): !

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So now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 ticket...

Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...




SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets .................... .....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........!!


Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses,don't mess with Engineers.