31 D Joke of the day

TATTI  VANDI.......

A Keralite passenger is boarding a plane.....

Air hostess smiles in welcome..."Namaste!"

Keralite: "Tatti Vandi!"

Air hostess (shocked):

"What??"

Passesnger:  - "Tatti Vandi!!"

Air hostess calls flight attendant......

Flight Attendant: "Can I help you, Sir?"

Passenger: Yes ! "Tatti Vandi!!"

Flight attendant: "Excuse me??"

Passenger : "Tatti Vandi"

Flight Attendant opens the door of the toilet in the front of the cabin and waves the passenger inside.....

Passenger gets annoyed and waves
the boarding card at him angrily.

Flight attendant looks at the boarding card and bursts out laughing.

Controls himself, and says:

"Oh, your seat........

        31 D, ..

This way please!!!"

Joke of the day - Doctor

MBBS 2nd year viva examination

Subject- Forensic Medicine

Examinar- Tell me the definition of death.

Student- 😰

Examiner-What is death??

Student- 🤐

Examiner-मृत्यु क्या है मृत्यु ?

Student-
हमारे आत्मबल से शत्रु का बल ज्यादा है ये सोचना है मृत्यु !
रणभूमि में शत्रु से भयभीत हो कर जीवित रहना है मृत्यु !
जिस नीच ने मेरी माँ का अपमान किया उसका सर काटकर माँ के चरणों में अर्पित किये बिना उसे पीठ दिखाकर भागना है मृत्यु !
उस मृत्यु को मारने जा रहा हूँ मैं !
उसकी छाती चीरकर ये कहने जा रहा हूँ मैं....💪🏻💪🏻

Before he speaks, Examiner shouted...

जय माहिष्मती !!!

Bahubali joke

The reason why ladies love Amarendra Baahubali is  not that he is handsome, good fighter or his ability to control elephants.... but his ability to say

"Amma, you are wrong!"

Gujarat University

"Once a boy died & went 2 hell... The devil started to punish him but failed to make him sufer. Devil tried all the punishments but failed everytime.

Finaly, the devil started crying & asked how could he tolerate all this ???
He smiled & replied
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Once i was a student of Gujrat Technological University..!!!"

"After Marriage" Jokes

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

If u r married please ignore this messege, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day


Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead!

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.