Randsomeware Joke of the day

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip... Immediately they themselves removed it from my system.

Randsomeware joke one more

Hey god!!!

Please help and delete all DATA from the bank which I had borrowed, using "randsomeware virus".

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Loan Taker.

Blast of the day

Blast of the day:
Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:-
My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?',  I replied :---
"65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament"and 4000 MLA's of states.
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out!!.

Dedicated to all tax payers.

Quote / Joke of the day

What is hospital?

Its a toll booth between heaven and earth.

Quote of the day.

જેની પાસે ઓછુ છે.
તેને કોઈ પણ સુખી કરી શકે છે.
One who has less wealth, anyone can make him wealthy.

પરંતુ...!
But!!!

જેને ઓછુ જ પડે છે.
તેને ઈશ્વર પણ સુખી કરી નથી શકતો...!!!

Person who is greedy.
Not even god can make him wealthy...!!!!!

Beautiful message: quote

પ્રેમ એક વાર
મૃત્યુ ને સવાલ પુછે છે...
Once Love asked Death...

"મને લોકો ચાહે છે, પણ તને લોકો કેમ
ધિક્કારે છે.....?
"Why everyone loves me and, hates you?“

મૃત્યુ : "કેમ કે તુ એક "વહેમ" છે, અને હું એક "સત્ય" છુ
સત્ય હમેશા કડવું હોય
Death: "because you are "Superstition" and i am the "TRUTH". And the truth is always bitter.

A touching fight

A touching fight
Boy - I want to end our relationship....
I am going to return you everything you gave me....! 

Girl ok then let's start with love....!!!