Showing posts with label masti. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masti. Show all posts

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Bahubali joke

બાહુબલી ની હત્યા જોઇને એક નિદૉષ બાળક ગભરાઈ ને બોલ્યો
આ વેકેશનમાં હુ મામા ને ત્યા રહેવા નઈ જઉ

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Randsomeware Joke of the day

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...
I sent them my salary slip... Immediately they themselves removed it from my system.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Randsomeware joke one more


Hey god!!!

Please help and delete all DATA from the bank which I had borrowed, using "randsomeware virus".

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Loan Taker.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Mother's Day Day

Son asked Mom
"Why computers are so smart?"
Mother replied,
"because computer follows instructions from Mother Board."

Dedicated to all Supermoms!

Happy Mother's Day

Quote / Joke of the day

What is hospital?

Its a toll booth between heaven and earth.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Current situation

आज का कड़वा सत्य
Fact of today

पूरी दुनिया में महिलाएं *3.15* अरब
Overall WOMEN population of world 3.15 billion

फेसबुक पर महिलायें  *5.67* अरब
Overall WOMEN population on Facebook 5.67 billion

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Joke of the Day

Sardar ring📞 a call centre,
"My internet is not working properly."

Officer:
"Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Sardar:
"I can't see ur computer💻"

Officer:
"No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer."

Sardar:
"How can I click on ur computer from my computer?"

Officer:
"Listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer. Double click on it."

Sardar:
"What  the hell😡, what is your computer doing on my computer..?"

Officer:
"Double click on your computer."

Sardar:
"On which Icon i've to click?"

Officer:
"My Computer"

Sardar:
"Oh Teri......Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and click on your
"Computer."