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Saturday, May 13, 2017

Current situation

आज का कड़वा सत्य
Fact of today

पूरी दुनिया में महिलाएं *3.15* अरब
Overall WOMEN population of world 3.15 billion

फेसबुक पर महिलायें  *5.67* अरब
Overall WOMEN population on Facebook 5.67 billion

Friday, May 12, 2017

Joke of the day: BITTER TRUTH

BITTER TRUTH

At market
Bhaiya gobi kaise diye?
₹20/kg
Bhaiya 15 laga do.

At dominos
1 medium pizza.
₹285
₹300. Keep the change.

Status update on facebook
"Farmers are dying"

Joke of the day

Part 1

Just before the Satyanarayan Puja the wife asks her husband ...,

Wife : Hope you remember Aarti?

Husband : Yes the slim girl with brown eyes who stays in 402 and drives a  wagon R?

....... 

before Satyanarayan Puja itself the Husband got Prasad

Part 2

Yesterday evening while prayer was going on
કાલે સાંજે પૂજા કરતા..

Wife:
Do you remember "aarti"?
વાઈફ:
તને આરતી તો યાદ છે ને..??

Wife:
Yes, that thin, bright eyes, beautiful, who wears sari below waist right??
હાં, પેલી પતલી, માંજરી આંખો વારી, નમણી અને કમર થી નીચી સાડી પહેરે છે, તેજ ને..??

Then, pooja did happened!!!!!
પછી તો જે પૂજા થઇ..

Greetings to god!!!
*બોલો સત્યનારાયણ દેવ કી..*